One Direction

Finally, a pop band that uses instruments.

Virgin: I like One Direction
Chad: Tbh, they’re not too bad.
Virgin: I don’t like John Mayer.
Chad: And there we go. Have a sad little life.

by justinbieberisshit1987 January 9, 2022

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One direction is THE BEST BAND EVER, and they lied to ALL OF US US SAYING THEY WERE COMING BACK AFTER THEYRE 18 MONTHS HIATUS.
anyways one direction is consisted of, NIALL HORAN ( AKA NIGEL)
THEN WE HAVE LIAM PAYNE ( ALL PAYNE NO LIAM ), then there is LOUIS TOMLINSON ( TOMMO)
next, we have Louis man HARRY STYLES ( AKA HAROLD) THEN WE HAVE ZAYN MALIK AHHHHH and in the words of harry ( RINGO) AND OT4S SUCK GO LISTEN TO ZAYN HEHEHHEH LOVE HIM

WE HATE MANAGEMENT BTW HEHE AND SIMON COWBELL.

GO STREAM MADE IN THE A.M

GO STREAM FOUR

GO STREAM MIDNIGHT MEMORIES

GO STREAM UP ALL NIGHT

GO STREAM TAKE ME HOME

A; WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND

ME : ONE DIRECTION

A: BUT THEY BROKE UP
ME: SHUT UP CRUSTY MUSTY

by S*M*N.COWBELL.HATE.PAGE May 4, 2021

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A group of 4 little fucking gays that think they are talented but they are actually just shitty assholes.

They are like One Direction.

by anguiru December 5, 2017

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The best boy bad ever. PERIOD! It consists of Harry Styles (my "boyfriend"), Niall Horan (the guy who took a chonce), Liam Payne (adorable and underrated), Zayn Malik (the one who left and im perfectly ok with it because it was because of his mental health and their horrible management but that a conversation for another time), and Louis Tomlinson (the one who is GENUINELY not dating Harry). They said they would be back after their "18 months" hiatus. THEYRE NOT DONE THEY ARE ON A HIATUS!!! Louis said it in their last song, History "this is not the end" and I live by that.

"Omg your STILL obsessed with one direction!?!?"
"Yes, yes I am. So don't bother me while I jam out to You and I and crying about zayns high note"

by I'm delusional October 18, 2020

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A band of liars, consisting of Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Niall Horan, and Zayn Malik (who unfortunately left the band in March of 2015) that went on hiatus in december of 2015. They said they would be back in 18 months but uhm sirssss it has been 64 months. ObViOuSlY they don’t know what 18 months means.

one direction still isn’t back together yet. *cries in liam payne but take out the liam*

by louis toplinson April 16, 2021

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the biggest boy band on the planet, consisting on Harry ( HAZZA THE FLIRT ) Styles, Louis ( TOMMO THE TEASE ) Tomlinson, Niall ( IRISH PRINCESS ) Horan, Liam (PAYNO) Payne and Zayn ( DJ MALIK ) Malik. they are also known for having one of the craziest fanbase ever recorded, trust me they are better than the FBI

RANDOM NOBODY : Yeah I was listening to this One Direction song the other day and i loved it!
DIRECTIONER : oh really? so you wanna be a directioner? DO YOU KNOW WHO IS KEVIN? WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE ALBUM? WHO IS THE CUTEST MEMBER? DO YOU EAT YOUR CARROTS?? *shakes frightened person* ANSWER ME!!!

by JenniferTomlinson September 30, 2022

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