fountain of talkingness

When someone expects you to keep talking all the time like you have an abundance of conversational topices just endless stored in alphabetical order in your brain.

he :Talk to me !!
she: Talk to you about what ??? you think im this overflowing fountain of talkingness ???

by idontknowwhatitisiknowwhatitis May 6, 2011

the human fountain

When one person sucks liquid out of another person's mouth, like a water fountain.

Cindy: I took a sip of water, and then he just said "I'm thirsty", and gave me the human fountain.

by vdw17 February 12, 2019

Champagne Fountain

Having two or more people shart piss on your face.

They're having champagne fountains at the end of the orgy.

by Target359 February 5, 2015

mouth fountain

When a girl is deepthroating her partner and projectile vomits as a result of her partner's ejaculation.

"This girl was giving me head and puked all over when I came in her throat"
"You just got mouth fountained motherfucker!"

by ShaggyTheBear September 28, 2017

Fountain Effect

The result of a person knowing everything about you, without you knowing anything about this person, probably because a friend of yours has told this person your whole life.

Jessica: "Hey George, I know you like furry porn with old ladies."
George: "HOW?! Is this the Fountain Effect? Not again!"

by Silience March 16, 2021

Water Fountain

A classical machine that gives you water to drink, sometimes in public places like indoor amusement parks, schools, and or peoples work places.

“I’m so thirsty.”
“Then go to the water fountain!”

by metalmagneticmaniac March 6, 2023

dutch fountain

A fetish involving a couple that overeats and then lie down and rub their bellies together to the point where they throw up on each other which for some reason turns them on.

Riz and I dutch fountained yesterday after the all you can eat buffet

by roandri December 12, 2013