Figging

The process of sticking a fig up your ass

What surprised that it was real!
(I only figging when my dad is around) sorry

by Liam diball (real name search) April 14, 2024

Planting the Fig Tree

The action of inserting one's erect penis in to the anus of their partner

"Yeah man, I totally planted the fig tree in her last night"
"If I'm lucky I'll be planting the fig tree tonight"

by AntiCommunistAction April 09, 2021

Fairy figging

When you want to get figged but you don't have a ginger root, so you have your partner dip your but plug in ground ginger. You can also make a game of it and blow ginger powder in each other's anuses instead.

We didn't have time to go shopping for ginger root, so we did some fairy figging instead.

by Maddie_In_Rope January 21, 2024

rotten fig

When you leave a fig too long and it goes off and it has bacteria.

The rotten figs smell like poo.

by Debskelly1985 March 01, 2023

The Fig

Outfit composed of sweatpants and a polo

Newtons swagged out in the Fig ,maan!

by I_am_Camry July 14, 2023

fig bar

A subtle insult, the equivalent of calling someone gay, or a fag, without insult to the sexual orientation, only as an insult.

God your such a fig bar

by Demonic Fox March 30, 2015

Donkey Eating Figs

A term used to describe a unbelievably funny moment that would cause you to die from laughing.

Man 1: *tells a hilarious joke*
Man 2: HAHAHAHA Donkey Eating Figs bro
Man 1: *Fucking dies*

by Cryphippus December 27, 2024