the longest yard

1. An American sports comedy movie from 1974, The Longest Yard, tells the story of an incarcerated former professional American football player who builds a football team from the motley crew of the other prisoners. This team is supposed to play against the guards, who use their position, dirty tricks, and foul play to hinder the prisoners' team. The movie has had many remakes, most notably a 2005 one starring Adam Sandler.

2. A challenge that is greater than expected or reasonable. It comes from the title of the movie, where the prisoners have to not only get better at football, but also overcome inexperience, low confidence, lack of equipment, officers' cowardly attacks, etc. In gridiron football, a team advances score by walking yards until reaching the endzone. Since the prisoners have to deal with much more problems than the opposing teams, these yards are way harder for them to get, i.e., they are "longer," not in size, but in effort.

1. You like football, prison shows and comedy, you should watch The Longest Yard.

2. To overcome addiction and homelessness was the greatest yard in his life.

by fighting_dumb_defs_in_urbandic June 23, 2021

G-yard

It is an abbreviation for the word Graveyard.

E.g. Herbert: You're a smelly pee-pee Simon!

Simon: Don't make me send you to the G-yard bro!

by WittierOcean532 May 26, 2019

yard pizza

Vomit.

Sylvia hates Kristy so much, she made yard pizza all over Bill's lawn.

by Hoppatrol June 23, 2017

Yard Nark

A school supervisor; campus security staff member.

Often used in Hemet, California.

“Put your vape away before the yard nark sees you”

by Olivier28 July 28, 2023

yard crabs

a slang term for pubic crabs or crab lice

hey you better not be scratching at those yard crabs

by hattricks March 24, 2012

yard hen

Synonymous with being in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant.....again.

" Hey, make me a sandwich, my lil' yard hen."

by Gotcha_Andy August 24, 2016

Yard Beer

A beer your Dad would drink while sitting in the yard arguing with neighbors.
Examples:
Old Style
Schlitz (Tall Boy's only)

Hamm's
PBR
Country Club Malt Liquor

Mom, Dad is drinking yard beer again and throwing the empty cans at the people across the street!

by SweetSugarBalls November 2, 2017