Devils semen

the mucus that protrudes out of one's lungs after being possessed by any number of microbes and viruses. ie sick. pertaining in particular to the mucus with color variants of the yellow, black, and green-hued variety

I am still recovering from my illness, and dodge being sick for so long.. but i slipped up and now my lungs are filled with the devils semen.

by tapeside May 9, 2018

semen brick

It's when you find these 2 girls and you want to cum on there faces so bad, that you freeze your own semen over the course of a week until you have enough to make ice cubes of semen then shove them down their faces while hitting them with a brick.
(For more like this see definition: Donkey Punch)

It's when you have these two girls and you just want to cum all over there faces, but you wanna smash for real.
Like literally with a brick to their fucking teeth.
So you ask them hey, you want this semen brick?

by DickAnderson October 23, 2017

semen sipper

a girl or guy who enjoys the act of guzzling and drinking semen after giving oral sex or engaging in sexual intercourse.

Alex G: did you know Chritine K is a semen sipper? She can't get enough of guzzling her boyfriends cum!

Kristin F: Yeah i know that girl's a slut.

by creampie94 April 19, 2009

semen everywhere

an expression of extreme excitement and enthusiasm; a metaphor for an enjoyable memory or moment.

that movie was so amazing! semen everywhere! i'm glad our bromance can endure such awesomeness.

by neat words May 7, 2009

semen brothers

Semen brothers are men who had slept with the same women

How many semen brothers do you have?

by Kuehlstein November 2, 2017

Semen Fannyjuice

When a guy jerks off on a girls back and the semen runs down the butt crack and spills onto the vagina.

I busted a nut on my girls back and semen fannyjuice was everywhere.

by Piss Flaps Monkey October 29, 2010

Semen Spouter

One who intakes semen in the mouthhole and then spouts it in a sprinkler like fashion

That wench is a real semen spouter

by Beatdowns a Packin December 30, 2010