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Olivia

That girl with the amazing eyes from Tinder who ignored my cheesy opener, but clicked on an urban dictionary link that dissapointingly leads to more cheesy puns.
Do you know why they call me the Aussie John Legend?

Because all of me, loves Oliv-ia.

Also spent a whole day trying to come up with a punny pick up line based on your name, but got nothing creative. Guess Olivia alone.

Before I leave though,
GIMME OLIVIA MONEY, and your number too while you’re at it.
by badatsurprises February 6, 2019
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Olivia

She’s really wack and smart. She may be dumb to you but she really just doesn’t care half the time. She’s really pretty but she thinks she’s ugly and she could be. All she wants is attention and if you talk to her at one point and stop she’ll immediately panic or think she’s worth nothing. Make her feel loved she never feels that. She’s also a cute wack so you’ll enjoy being her friend
P1: is that olivia?
P2: ya she’s kinda weird

P1: ya..but in a cute way
by TheOGwriter August 20, 2019
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Olivia

Olivia is probably your bestie! She's pretty and she seem's to have perfect life and is always happy! But sadly sometimes those smiles can be fake.. Your friends life ISN'T as perfect as it seems to be and actually goes through quite a bit of shit. That's why sometimes when she acts a bit bitchy or slaps you for no reason, its just because she feels more confident if she has some control..She isn't popular and some people might think she's weird but she doesn't let that stop her. Not many boys like her but when one does they are nice and genuine guys. Don't under estimate your Olivia because in a time of need she will beat up someones a*s to protect her friends! If there's an Olivia in your life..Don't let her go because you'll never find a girl like her again!
Rando 1: Have you seen Olivia?
Rando 2: Yea..?
Rando 1: Well her best friends just left her for a new group and are totally ignoring her..
Rando 2: What?! I saw her just then and she was smiling and laughing!
Rando 1: Yea because she trying to act normal..She goes through more things than you realise..
by Potatogirl>:3 April 6, 2019
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Olivia

by Olivia Rose June 17, 2019
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Olivia

A person who will call me zooey despite all the times I say no
Olivia: Hi Zooey
Me: I'm Zoey!
by I_am_Zoey April 22, 2022
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Olivia

Olivia is a dumb stupid bitch
by Slimy Chicken Breat July 9, 2020
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Olivia

In reality, Olivia (Olijf) is a dutch name for a pretty, smart and funny girl.

She is well known for her cooking skills especially spaghetti.
After a delicious plate of her majestic pasta (hopefully cooked without spilling on her pants and the floor), Olivia likes spending her night watching Geordie Shore with Nelson or going to fancy parties.

Olivia is always happy and friendly except if you mess with her IKEA furniture!
"You know you'll lose when Olivia sits at Table 7!"
by geoot November 8, 2014
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