A pretentious asshole who thinks they’re smart when they’re actually an insecure pussy who can’t control their unstable emotions, if you think you can trust someone with the name of Oliver just make sure he’s either not a spastic dumbass or just someone who doesn’t interrupt you whenever you say literally half of a sentence you were saying, he’s a bitch who can’t do anything for himself and doesn’t stop talking even if you tell him to shit up over and over and over and over and over and over again
by Kanye west was right April 11, 2019
Oliver is a really funny guy. He knows what he wants in life and won’t let anyone or anything get in his way. He is supportive and someone everyone needs as a friend. If you ever meet an oliver never let them go.
by it’s mad dawg January 21, 2018
This person is normally pretty nice, but can be an asshole. He doesn't take shit. He can be pretty shitty to you. He tends to manipulate you to think he is the best person to be your best friend. He can be a little bitch sometimes.
He is such an Oliver.
by iamgaysoiplayuke June 03, 2019
by Lord Fauntleroy the 3rd May 15, 2020
A useless asshole, everyone who has the misfortune of meeting an 'Oliver' immediately regrets spending any amount of time with him. Can also be a Jewish cunt in many instances of an Oliver. A generally disliked person
Guy 1: "Yo, you got really drunk last night"
Guy 2: "Yeah I know, apparently I was a real dick?"
Guy1: "Yeah man, you acted like a real Oliver"
Guy 2: "Yeah I know, apparently I was a real dick?"
Guy1: "Yeah man, you acted like a real Oliver"
by Yeetmaster69420 March 24, 2017
Some kind of witch who uses sex to her advantage, but what she doesn't understand is that no one wants her anywhere near their junk.
Guy 1: "Yo, dude! Some girl totally tried to get in my pants today in chem class!"
Guy 2: "Ew! She must've been an Olive!"
Guy 2: "Ew! She must've been an Olive!"
by Riganbek96 November 27, 2017
Oliver is a prick
by Big pp boy April 12, 2019