Womb Doomed

When your first and last name, fucks you for life. Your parents probably didn’t want you.

Mr. And Mrs. Faggit womb doomed their son by naming him Gaylen Faggit.

by Bonqeusha July 15, 2018

Spears of Doom

When you have about 3-6 days of facial hair growth, but it is still at the rough gritty stage. This facial hair is slightly longer than a normal 5 O'clock shadow or scruff. So this facial hair is the perfect combination of length and roughness to be dangerous when anyone touches it.

Last night I was trying to make out with my girlfriend, but my millions of little Spears of Doom were cutting her face.

by straitm December 18, 2011

doom kitten

A doom kitten is the best sort of kitten there is. Part kitten and part doom it is super cute but it bites so beware! You must always be on your best behaviour around kittens like this or risk unleashing the Doom!

"Aww what a cute kitten, can I pet it?" "Of course you can, but it's a doom kitten so be careful you might lose a finger!"

by anonymousdk007 April 5, 2017

doom unit

A guy who has a dick crudded up with disease.

Ex: "Oh Kent? Yeah don't go near that guy! He's got a Doom Unit!"A guy who has a dick crudded up with disease.

Ex: "Oh Kent? Yeah don't go near that guy! He's got a Doom Unit!"A guy who has a dick crudded up with disease.

Ex: "Oh Kent? Yeah don't go near that guy! He's got a Doom Unit!"

Ex: "Oh Kent? Yeah don't go near that guy! He's got a Doom Unit!"A guy who has a dick crudded up with disease.

by moyer11 December 19, 2014

Doom-ball

A drinking game played exclusively with a 5 litre keg of Doombar Amber ale. You get a large container and a ping pong ball, you choose an appropriate distance and aim to get the ball in the container. If you hit the container you give away a drink to another player. You continue playing until the 5 litre keg is gone.

'I got absolutely destroyed by Doom-ball last night. I ended up swimming in a lake'

by Irichardson October 17, 2020

Blue Doom

Vodka mixed with a blue colored juice, mainly the blue Hawaiian Punch.

Guy: "What you drinkin bro?"
Guy2: "BLUE DOOM!"

by oReVelatioNo March 17, 2009

microwave of doom

An evil microwave that always under cooks or over cooks your food. The clock in inaccurate, and the timer was a waste of your time. The fan always blows to much air or too little air. This microwave is out to get you and your Family. BBEEWWAARREEEE

My apartment has a microwave of doom

by trezzbishhhh May 14, 2011