Grief Numb

When the shock of loosing someone close to you is so intense that you feel sad but you can’t find the emotions to feel the grieving process and you just go about your day as normal with a cloud of sadness following but rarely touching.

Friend one to friend two “hey I am really sorry to have to be the one to tell you but your best friend passed away this morning from a massive heart attack” friend two “oh that’s really sad, hey do you wanna go catch the football game later and then go on a massive bender? It will be a laugh” friend one “I think you are grief numb… it will hit you later when you’ve had time to process”

by Weeziewoo February 23, 2022

numb

When you tie a rubber band around a body part SO GOD DAMN TIGHT that your arm falls asleep.

Barry: Wow, Todd! Your head is numb!
Todd: *mmmffh* (gasps for air)
Barry: Todd, are you OK!?
Todd: ... (Todd has gone still).

by CBOY527 December 10, 2019

Numb

to hit with your face

guy to guy: “i’m about to numb you”
guy to girl: “i’m about to numb your- well you know...”

by The m'ster March 05, 2021

Numb Lips

When a girl is banged so hard that her privates are numb for a while.

Jeff banged Steph so hard that she had numb lips for the rest of the week.

by ScomicheFruit July 28, 2017

Numb Luck

When you hurt yourself in such a terrible way that you'd be lucky if you went numb.

Ryan closed the door, unaware that a yeti had just broke all of his fingernails back, as well as snapped both of his legs into right angles to the sides. The yeti then bashed Ryan's skull in the door 8 times, causing Ryan to spit up blood and 4 teeth. Ryan couldn't feel anything from the neck down after the yeti had broken his spine.
"Haha, I guess you could say this was Numb Luck! Ha!" Mumbled Ryan.

by The Darkone November 14, 2016

numb nugget

A word like Stupid, Idiot, and dumb its like calling someone a fart face but numb nugget

caleb: "Hey Jerald!"

Jerald: "yeah?"

caleb: " you are a stupid numb nugget i hate you!"
Jerald: "ok."

by zwelus June 04, 2021