Tis what thy maiden proclaimed!

the way cool kids say thats what she said.

Unsuspecting Citizen - "Dude thats never gonna fit. you should try another entrance."

Robin Hood - "Tis what thy maiden proclaimed!"

Unsuspecting Citizen - "Dammit"

by This isnt real April 20, 2010

Iron Maiden fan

It’s ok if you’re an Iron Maiden fan as long as you know rush is light years better

I’m an Iron Maiden fan but i must say rush is a better band

by Saudi prince Walter May 3, 2021

come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh

a pickup line used to hit on some medieval pussy!

Say this to a girl you would like to get in with.

You: "come hither thy maiden and slayeth thy beast before thy cometh"

Her: "Take me into your dungeon and tie thy upeth!"

by charlie dick(onson) February 14, 2012

maiden juice

The mix of blood and juice from a woman’s menstruation cycle

The saying goes “your not a man until you’ve had Maiden Juice”

by VanRuff February 5, 2022

Man Maiden

Like a "femboy" but far more muscular, bigger cock and deeper voice.

Oh shit, I thought he was a femboy not a whole ass Man Maiden

by foolish fella October 4, 2022

No maidens?!

No maidens? L + cringe + cope. Touch grasse

No maidens?!

by Thriffiejcirfjfidifjrdjgjejcjr June 30, 2022

maiden less

A phrase that was said in the new hit game Elden Ring. said by a strange man and is most likely to telling u that you got no bitches.

guy1:im sorry sir but u are maiden less
guy2:what dose that mean?
guy1:it means u got no bitches sir.

by poerihfbriuovhroc March 4, 2022