andrew nelson

a stone cold fox with lightnig bolt nipples

andrew nelson gave me da shocka!

by neldrew July 13, 2008

Colin Nelson

Badass MuthaFucka whose night life involves playing guitar, fighting crime, working out, and, of course, being a mac daddy pimp, and is a military man by day.

look at that! it's Colin Nelson! he's always saving the day from the evil Lex Luthor!

by xTHRASHERx October 17, 2009

Nick Nelson

- a beautie
- snap: nicnelson12
- hockey boy
- hottie
- cutie
- never complimented

Girl 1: Did you see Nick Nelson today, he is such a cutie
Girl 2: Yes I did
Girl 3: I feel bad because he is never complimented

by NickNelly28 September 18, 2020

Major Nelson

When an XBOX gamer gets a raging erection.

Dude, I got a major nelson when I was playing Dead or Alive Xtreme 2!

by olpgirl2003 January 29, 2011

Bitchface Nelson

Derived from the term Babyface Nelson. A Bitchface Nelson is a person who is of any other ethnic diversity than caucasian and extremely annoying.

Me: My new Italian nieghbor keeps rubbing his asshole on my goats and its extremely annoying.

Hillary Swank: That guy sounds like a real Bitchface Nelson.

by Yobigfatmama99 July 03, 2011

Tim Nelson

The finest man on campus. By one look, a girl has to fight the urge to undress and crawl on top of him. Nice body, big dick, and a nice firm ass. No matter what, he can always give the best of pleasure to anyone that may challenge him.

I saw Tim Nelson and next thing I remember my shirt was off and my pants were undone.

by Big Bill April 07, 2005

Willy Nelson

Older gentleman who smokes marijuana

"Jeff has a couple kids but he's still puffs. He's a real Willy Nelson"

by HAHADude November 01, 2015