Ned Flanders

Leaving fecal matter on one's upper lip in the style of Ned Flanders' mustache.

1) I totally gave my boss a Ned Flanders upon leaving my former place of employment.

2) Ned Flanders that ho.

3) I'm about to Ned Flanders you.

4) You hold him down; I'll give him a Ned Flanders.

5) I'll Ned Flanders your face.

by The Adventurers August 6, 2009

ned-edward

Possibly the coolest person you will ever meet. With penises ranging from 8 to 12 inches they are real lady killers. They usually travel alone and are very territorial. 95% of all Ned-Edwards are republican due to their beliefs that Obama sucks a big penis.

Synonyms: Ned, Edward, Ed, Eddy, Ted, ect...

Typical Ned-Edward conversation:
Ned-Edward: sup girl wanna fuck?
Girl: let's do it!!

Did you hear about the new Ned-Edward at our school? Yeah, like every girl has fucked him ten times already!!

by thatoklahomankid January 13, 2014

Ned for sped

Need for speed but for the autistic fucks

Spedster was in a ned for sped and got 120 mph by a niggas wife .... he fucking died

by The kool koon November 30, 2019

ned whelan

albino, albino, is harry potter...goes to hagwarts

ned whelan is an albino

by tank6969696969 October 23, 2008

Ned Leeds

Jar Jar Binks version of MCU's Spider-Man.

Dude, Ned Leeds really ruins Spider-Man movies!

by freelancer101 October 31, 2019

Ned's Dump

A technical term used in software development, meaning to dump the most recent data in a set.

Q: Dude, did you get Ned's Dump for that report?
A: No, but I have Ned's Dump ready for your face!

by zlarky December 4, 2010

ned williamson

The savior of 2016 in terms of 3DS shacking. Created Soundhax (or as some fans call it, "NedHax") and made fasthax possible. He's a hella cute guy. He is at least bilingual, with notions of French.

Have you seen Ned Williamson's face ? His face looks like it was an angel's!

by Thibziboy January 18, 2017