Nebraska

When a women sticks her finger in her vagina and then sticks it up your nose.

I was watching TV when she surprised me with a Nebraska.

by Teeeam April 2, 2020

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Nebraska Screwdriver

A variation on the classic screwdriver cocktail, using creamed corn instead of orange juice to mix with the vodka.

Hershel slammed back his Nebraska Screwdriver, ensuring he tapped the glass to get all the last chunky creamed corn remnants.

by Pompier March 7, 2025

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A pre-evolutionary ancestor of modern Man; a form of Java Man, obsessed with coffee shops, and direct cousin of Australopithecus Africanus. Characterized by a smaller cranial cavity, and vestige of caveman relatives in the present day. As indication of social Darwinism, they represent evolutionary misfits who could not compete elsewhere, and rely on zero property value in the middle of nowhere.

Have you seen that movie "Caveman"? With Ringo Starr? That's nothing compared to Nebraska Man.

by Ubermensch-One June 25, 2025

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Nebraska carpool

When two men are crammed super close in the back of a tiny car. Almost always involves making out

Did you see those two hockey players doing the Nebraska carpool on the way to the game?

by Nebraska knower November 30, 2024

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Nebraska Safety Seat

While in a moving vehicle, the passenger sits pantsless on the lap of the driver, who is also pantsless. The pantsless driver inserts his member into the anus of the passenger whom is sitting on the drivers lap. The passenger clenches their anus on the member of the driver, keeping them secured while in transit. Also known as the Husker Hitch

I would have went straight through the windshield when we hit that tree if we didn’t have the Nebraska Safety Seat (Husker Hitch) engaged.

by Cockdiesel89 September 6, 2025

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