When a wrinkled gilf removes her dentures mid blowie, gums your shaft and lets out a celebratory queef so dusty it sets off the smoke alarm at the retirement home. Those pearls refer to the calcified secretions she ejects after climax. Thought to be remnants of post-menopausal mucus.
Harry said he was just giving her a foot rub, but ten minutes later he came out the nursing home covered in nanny pearls and smelling like regret.
by Nanny Pearls May 03, 2025
by misseur fanny August 25, 2011
Old woman: “girls these days show too much..”
Young girl: “shut up Nanny-Noo Ha’s”
or
Old woman: “Got to get my Nanny-Noo Ha’s for the dilfs”
Young girl: “shut up Nanny-Noo Ha’s”
or
Old woman: “Got to get my Nanny-Noo Ha’s for the dilfs”
by ilovewetfarts2 June 10, 2023
17th century Nannie's believed that giving handjobs helped bring sleep on in the young men That they cared for
by Fast_to- sleep1980 April 23, 2024
by belly button May 02, 2019
When your baby sitter is hella hot so you can’t help from hitting that from behind and you end up sending her home with with broken legs
Person1: woahhh bro that’s your baby sitter???
Person2: yeah man, she sexc
Person1: why is she in a wheelchair?
Person2: lets just say I couldn’t help my self a few days ago, had to make her my crippled nanny
Person2: yeah man, she sexc
Person1: why is she in a wheelchair?
Person2: lets just say I couldn’t help my self a few days ago, had to make her my crippled nanny
by Ritchie Bitchie August 25, 2018
Nonny/nanny is a non-offensive slur for a person in the LGBTQ+ community who doesn’t label themselves. They just like who they like!
P.S; Nonny/nanny isn’t an actual slur and anyone can use it. It’s just for fun.
P.S; Nonny/nanny isn’t an actual slur and anyone can use it. It’s just for fun.
by hanna29 August 17, 2020