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Nanny Dog

Often a pitbull, these types of large dogs often have mental health issues from abuse and inbreeding. They can go from teddy bear to psycho killer in a breath.
A pittie shredded a newborn baby because it made eye contact. When will people learn to keep these nanny dogs away from their kids and pets?!
by Ruger57pro&velcrosandals March 4, 2024
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Nanny Pearls

When a wrinkled gilf removes her dentures mid blowie, gums your shaft and lets out a celebratory queef so dusty it sets off the smoke alarm at the retirement home. Those pearls refer to the calcified secretions she ejects after climax. Thought to be remnants of post-menopausal mucus.
Harry said he was just giving her a foot rub, but ten minutes later he came out the nursing home covered in nanny pearls and smelling like regret.
by Nanny Pearls May 3, 2025
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Nut Nanny

your very own personal testicle care giver. takes care of cleaning, powdering, waxing of your sack. on a a hot humid day she will walk beside you and cradle your balls in her hand while you walk. you dont want to get that annoying rash an your balls. and at the end of the day she will blow you .
god my balls stink today. they could use a waxing too. i cant wait for my Nut Nanny to get here.
by burbman1969 January 13, 2022
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Got nannied

Mauled by a pit-bull dog or other vicious domestic animal most often completely unprovoked.
The toddler died in ICU after she got nannied by a free-roaming pit-bull dog.
by Ruger57pro&velcrosandals August 3, 2024
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nanny licker

Older pussy, typicalky a bit of aussie bish in there, that others pay attention to, usually of the oral persuasion.
Directed at old mate - what the fuk you doin ya nanny licker!
by Erotic Nomad April 24, 2024
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Hoe Nanny

Usually used between two girls. Similar to calling your friend a slut in a joking manner.

pl:hoe nannies
Girl 1: "Dude, those boys are so cute. I wanna hook up with that one"
Girl 2: "You hoe nanny!"
by Chris15988 December 30, 2008
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