myspace

A blogging website, believed to be now owned by Viacom (Google/CBS Nazis)and once owned by a man named Tom, in which is most responsible for the popularity of scenes and random holidays. Due to the sites popularity it is used mostly for plausibility. This is done by comedians, musicians, and (as usual) politicians. The stereotypical Myspace user is a male/female who has over 1000 friends (half of which he does not know), has over 30 photos of the same pose done over in odd angles, often makes frequent and random bulletins of begging for people to comment them and their pictures.

Warning: This site has been known to ruin friendships. (Look at the example)

Pathetic Friend: ZOMG!!1 Y AM I NOT IN YOUR TOP (8)??!!!11

Victim of Mypace: What? Oh, I just haven't been on in a while.
Does it really matter?

Pathetic Friend: Yess it does!!1 I hav u at numba 3!!1 Evn (inset name) is on thur and u dont even tlk 2 her!!1 WTF!1......

Victim of Myspace: Oh, sorry. I really didn't think it mattered. I'll change, don't worry.

The person who was replaced is now pissed off, and he is now
torn between two friends over something that is now much of a big deal...

by Hater of Scenes May 28, 2007

myspace

a website that takes over your life...its awesome!

"omg did you comment back?"
"of course"

"hey myspace!"
"...oh hey"

by l*nuck April 22, 2005

myspace

full of goddamn scene kids

myspace sucks!

by thetrueshift August 13, 2009

myspace

a website now used for hooking up

and dating.

you looked better on myspace,but no one cares so lets just fuck.

"joe"did you see sally on toms top 8,on myspace"

"bob""aha i saw sally n00d if thats what you mean?"

"joe" hell yes d00d then ima add that shit asap SHE WANTS IT!.

"BOB"-__-i thought i was special.
"bob" oh well NEW FRIEND REQUEST!

by rtd2 August 21, 2009

myspace

a website that if you get sucked into will become addicting and you will end up with more than 100 friends that you have never talked to in your life. other than that if it's used properly it can be fun when tom isnt running updates... updates are annoying. you can upload videos, blogs, upload pictures, basically you get to put your life on the internet for everyone to see.

myspace: a place where nothing FUCKING WORKS!

by shawty royal June 18, 2008

myspace

the Ebay for pedifiles

old man 1 : hey, want to go play some chess?
old man 2: naw, im going to go on myspace
they've got some new updates!(kids)
old man 1 : remember, your only 17 yrs old!

by selinarawrz May 16, 2008

myspace

The most misused networking tool on the internet. MySpace was originally created for garage bands as a way to network with other bands but this changed quickly as there are now over 10,000 groups each which would cater to a different Genre. There are many bands, still unsigned, in different states and even countries, that would never would have even been heard of, much less actually heard, that now have access to over 100 million users.

"After about 6 months into my myspace, I began to get really into the music listening part of it. I found my favorite bands, found some less than main stream bands, and got tons of free music to listen to without waiting for downloads (the streaming audio doesn't always work smoothly though). Because of the myspace music feature I was able to listen to the entire Weezer album before it was released and I realized that I hated it, and saved myself money."

by sweetadeline112358 December 31, 2007