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pissing on my balls 

When you are so upset about something that it feels like your dick has shrunk so much that if you tried to pee, it would hit your balls.
“I can’t believe this tour got cancelled again, I’m totally pissing on my balls right now.”

they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school 

they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school

Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis
they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school

Cheney! they didn't lick my balls back in elementary school -Francis

Shiver My Balls 

To blow a rasberry on a guys balls for him to get hard or cum in her face while she wanks him!!!
" Come shiver my balls bitch !!! "
Shiver My Balls by Lee Hamilton 1 October 15, 2006

lost my balls 

When you just had a fucked up day. BIGTIME!

Man, everything seems to go wrong, I fucked up my calc class, blew up my first date, I really lost my balls today man.
lost my balls by Kinky_ass_whippin December 11, 2007

cup my balls

1. when you try to hold someone's hand by constantly brushing up against it with yours when you're walking

2. not trying to hold someone's hand, but constantly brushing up against it with yours when you're walking

most commonly used to either:

a. scare people

b. embarrass people

c. around friends
1. When I was walking to class with David today, I swear he was trying to cup my balls.

2. Jess, stop doing that, are you trying to cup my balls?!
cup my balls by discoxxlemonade April 22, 2009

breaking my balls 

When I hit mikey coodics in face he says "teperbis me lopte"
and that means the word so ya then i kick him in the balls
breaking my balls by ballin people December 9, 2008