Loading the Musket

The act of female mastubation.

When the woman is finished she will squirt. This is also known as "The musket Shot"
Greg: damn I looked through Dave's moms window last night and she was Loading the Musket.
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Loading the Musket

the act of putting your fingers into a woman when she is wearing a tampon, jamming the gunpowder into the barrel
last night harrison was guilty of loading the musket unaware of emma’s circumstances. (blood was drawn)
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Loading the Musket

When a male inserts his fecal matter into a woman's butthole and then forces it in deeper with his penis. The woman will then push as hard as she can and shoot it out.
Dude were you and nancy loading the musket last night? We could smell it in the other room.
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Rhodesian Jungle Musket

The act compacting fecal matter into ones urethra via the use of a sounding rod
I think i need to see a doctor, my phallice is swollen twice it’s size after last nights Rhodesian Jungle Musket!
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Les Trois Musketeers

A fictive kin made up of… a dancer, a communicator & a mystery man
Oh don’t mind them, they’re just Les Trois Musketeers
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Oakdale Musket

When you crush up an instant adderall, sprinkle it on your penis, and have anal sex
Tara was walking like John Wayne and reading encyclopedias cover to cover. She must have done an Oakdale Musket
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When a guy is thrusting so hard that his penis starts smoking like a musket after being fired
John was slamming ham so hard last night with his Albanian horse musket thrusts
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