Child-Murdering Fuckwad

Mark Summer: I've just been informed that some people find the term "anti-vaxxer" to be offensive. From now on I will use the more technically accurate term of "Child-Murdering Fuckwad"

Bob: Oh look it's an "anti-vaxxer" mourning her dead children, and oh look the fathers signing the divorce sheats and the ghosts of the children are clapping on the father for trying to get over his retarded wife

Jim: Woah don't you know "anti-vaxxer" is offensive

Bob: Wot

Jim: The more accurate term is "Child-Murdering Fuckwad"

Retarded Anti Vaxxer Mom: A wot

Bob: I think she is having a stroke

Jim: I mean I don't care, at all

by Banana of hell January 13, 2019

Murder Hole

A security function used in medieval castles where defenders can rain arrows or stones at invaders in hopes of thinning their numbers.

Castles and Palaces are two different things, a palace is the home of a monarch or lord, meanwhile a castle is a defensive fort to house the monarch or lord. Murder Holes would be uncommon in palaces (unless a monarch was particularly paranoid) but are in almost every castle.

by Warmongerer January 20, 2009

murder harvey

A semi-flacid erection derived from an act of violence.

He used to get murder boners, but after so many victims, he could only muster up a murder Harvey.

by Harvey Sporter January 25, 2008

murder car

A New York City slang term for a marijuana delivery service that uses motor vehicles to delivery the marijuana directly to its customers.

Nick: Do you want to pack a bowl?
Steve: We're out of weed.
Nick: Time to call the murder car.

by goodprop April 25, 2011

Murderection

A hard-on induced by the act of killing, especially in video games.

Dude 1: Did you see that guy's guts spew from his mouth?
Dude 2: Yeah, I have the biggest murderection now.
Dude 1: Me too, I have a total murder-boner.
Dude2: Let's kiss.

by rrza May 30, 2013

murdering the rainbow

Using an excessive variety of colours in Excel.

"So I put the row subtotals in pink on a blue background, these column subtotals in orange on a black background, put the totals in tangerine on a teal background and highlighted the negative values in fuchsia. This should make it really clear to understand. What is your problem?"

"You're murdering the rainbow."

by polony November 24, 2013

Murderler

Cross between and murderer and a burglar.

"Did you hear about how Cindy got shot and robbed?"
"Yeah, that guy was a total murderler"

*Cindy survived*

by ocbr December 31, 2013