crusted mummy 

when you fall asleep or pass out after receiving a facial from your husband, boyfriend, dad, brother, priest or whatever the case may be to find it has hardened to a shell and you are unable to open your eyes or breathe through your nose

I'm going to kill my brother-in-law he gave me a crusted mummy after I passed out at his wedding reception.

crusted mummy by dingleberrydave May 6, 2011

Running Mummy 

Go to a graveyard and dig up a woman's corpse who is still fresh but not too fresh. Recommended freshness is around two to three months. Dig up the corpse and take its clothes off. Then proceed to blow into the vagina like you're blowing up a balloon. Blow until you see the skin start to stretch or when you can't blow in anymore. Then run and jump on the dilated stomach. This will cause all internal matter to rush out of the body through the vagina.

Did you see that story on the news about the desecrated corpse? I heard it was a running mummy.

Running Mummy by Jason Edward December 27, 2007

Cummy mummy 

Someone who wipes off their semen with toilet paper.

I'm such a cummy mummy :)

Cummy mummy by Fart Smella May 4, 2022

the mummy 

When you fuck a chic from behind, when your about to cum spit on her back. When she turns around cum in her eyes and she'll stagger away not able to see and moaning.

I gave that bitch the mummy last night, it was funny shit, yo!

the mummy by Ryan July 15, 2004

Freddy Krueger Mummy 

Scratch up a girls face, then jizz in her cuts. And then wrap her face in toilet paper as you are fucking her pussy.

This chick I picked up from the bar had a rude awakening after she found out she was about to become a Freddy Krueger Mummy.

Freddy Krueger Mummy by Lockmastr June 2, 2010

scummy mummy 

Derivative of yummy mummy. A hot-looking mother who dresses overly sexy or downright trashy.

Joe: Ooh, check out that skank! Must be coming back from her nightjob at the blowjob bar.

Bill: Nah man, that scummy mummy is picking up her kids at the preschool. Guess she's passing on the trashon sense.

scummy mummy by Lex Sleuthor April 23, 2009

Yummy Mummy 

Sexy young mother, usually latin, who'll break your heart.

That Yummy Mummy don't need a Suga Bear, just step back and let her find whatever she needs to make herself and her kids happy.

Yummy Mummy by S.Bear..& Baby November 25, 2010