Muffler Huffler

When you see a really nice care and feel the need to caress it, but when you get close you realize someone is in the car. Then you stock off and your huffin puffin mad!!!

Man I was been a Muffler Huffler when I saw that '69 Carmero.

by SaliviaMcGee November 5, 2010

(O)Possum Muffler

When a vehicle lacks a muffler, or is otherwise intrinsically obnoxious or obnoxious by virtue of its owner, and vigilantes or society at large decide to tie the carcass of a dead opossum to the vehicle to display distaste for the vehicle or its driver.

"F--- that guy, if he declines his engine in front of the house again, he's getting an (o)possum muffler."

"We gave the Purple Avenger a 'Possum Muffler."

by (O)victim June 22, 2025

Weenie muffler

Someone who likes to sniff the shit off of someone’s penis after they did it with a guy that had shit on his butthole

Guy1 - Wassup bro what did you do last night?
Guy2- Nothing Much.. just had a threesome last night and one of the guys was a weenie muffler.

by TheUrbanKing444 May 1, 2025

John Muffler

A dude who be muffling johns, aka suckin dick

"Shut up Sam you just a lil john muffler"

by Nopyyy February 2, 2024

Mullet Muffler

When you are eating out a dump truck of an ass from behind and she lets out a gasser that blows your party in the back like a midwestern tornado.

Zach was nose deep in a heifer of a woman when she let one loose that blew his hair mud flap back like a wind sock. He knew he had received a Mullet Muffler.

by Clc see you later October 6, 2025

Mufflers

The people who try to talk to you while you have headphones in

Mufflers: *blah blah blah*
You: What did you say
Mufflers: I said could you help me clean

by myrrealname March 14, 2019

bone muffler

Vag, pussy, vagina (a penis warmer/holder)

That babe’s got a bone muffler that just won’t quit

by sleazmeister December 17, 2023