by sleazmeister December 17, 2023

1: where were you yesterday?
2: oh sorry, I had to go to the hospital after getting a glass packed muffler💔
1: type shit
2: oh sorry, I had to go to the hospital after getting a glass packed muffler💔
1: type shit
by Theseriouser November 30, 2024

Brian "Did you go give it the chick you met at the bar last night"
Tony "Yeah, I gave it to her from behind. She even gave me a Boston Muffler. The vibration was amazing"
Tony "Yeah, I gave it to her from behind. She even gave me a Boston Muffler. The vibration was amazing"
by ItsPseudo October 5, 2017

The act in which a hillbilly from Mississippi steals a hot muffler from his neighbor’s running car and uses it to violently circumcise himself.
by Lord WizarD III October 30, 2020

The gayest group of men you’ve ever met. Until the clothes come off. Then suddenly everyone goes back to being hetero. Very strange
by Griz1692 April 6, 2023

When you take humongous hits out of a bong, pipe, blunt, or joint and swallow it without choking or coughing !
by ChiefDub February 28, 2016

When you need to use the bathroom in silence, you fold three squares of toilet paper in half and hold it over you ass as you sit or stand to pee. If gas escapes, no one will hear.
She’s a bit to proper, she makes a South African butt muffler when she pees and I’ve never even heard her fart.
by Dizzy Deryn January 31, 2024
