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You get like 3 minutes of locker time and get marked tardy if your late even if it’s because your locker is jammed. And your constantly being marked late because the busses come late all the time for drop off and than you get home late cuz they come late to pick you up. The students are so tired and bored of being basically under lock down 247 that they just talk about each other and spread rumors and due to the school being so small a rumor can go from 1st grade to 8th grade in a day. The bathrooms are gross and the food IS DISGUSTING so many kids have found hair in their food it’s vile. The teacher are unnecessarily strict and ALWAYS talking about students with the ladies at the front desk, the teachers gossip MORE than the students so, like a couple of teenagers. This school is NOT traditional it’s a breeding ground for self-esteem issues and unfairness.
“What’s that school you dropped out of?”
“Mary G porter traditional school, I hated that place”
by The honest anonymous August 19, 2019
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Maryam

Mayam is a pretty, loveable shy girl with thick brown hair, her big brown almond shaped eyes shimmer in the sun which does make her flawless, but her cheeks are the best part of them all.

she is magically blessed with the ability to make you laugh, she'll give the exact amount of love you want and she'll do anything just to cheer you up all it needs is just a bit of that cute smile. she will give you the most perfect hugs you could ever ask for but her sweet kisses are nothing to forget, if she's kissed you before then your one of the luckiest of them all.

she's also a girl who you could definitely trust and who'd comfort you when your feeling alone, she'll allow you to have the deepest convo's when you want to even if means its the middle of the night she'll stay up all night just to speak to you. she seems confident but in the inside she can be weak. but she's a smart keeper who will honestly accept anyone for who they are which is amazing. that's why if you own a Maryam dont be the one to lose her because she's someone rare who will be very hard to catch back.
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Maryanne

she is the best person you’ll ever meet she is so nice and shes literally the hottest person you’ll ever meet. don’t mess with her though you never know what she’s planning
maryanne is so fucking gorgeous
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Mary Paraschak

A very attractive woman who has ginger hair, a big fat booty, and has a nice rack!!!! She has 3 sexy children and is super cool, we love Mary!!!!
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Maryam

Maryam is the most precious and interesting girl you’ll ever meet. There’s never a dull moment with her because there’s always so much to talk about. She is very beautiful and smart even if she refuses to admit it.

She may be a little shy or quiet in real life, but if you get the heavenly honor to know her, you’ll never be the same again. She’ll make your blue day yellow and make you forget you were ever feeling down. She will always make you feel special and loved even though she’s the one who deserves to feel that the most. She catches your attention just by simply existing, even if she hasn’t glanced at you.

If you ever meet a Maryam, make sure you never let her go because you’ll never get the same opportunity again. She’s easily the prettiest girl around. Her hair is a masterpiece no artist could ever craft.

Thank you to all the Maryams out there who make all our lives feel worthy of existing.
‘Bro, who’s that girl at the corner of the class?’

‘That’s Maryam- if you talk to her, you’ll never stop smiling.’

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‘I heard it’s Maryam’s birthday today.’

‘No way! And I was wondering why today feels so special. Happy birthday to Maryam!’
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