by Sleerts December 8, 2009
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You are 40. You haven't had a relationship with the opposite sex in over 20 years. You have a "roommate" or "friend" that accompanies you to all family holidays. Example used in a sentence: "My brother hasn't had a girlfriend since high school. He is suspectimus maximus."
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