A torture/execution device from Medieval Germany, which consists of an iron coffin lined with spikes on the inside of the doors. The doors were closed SLOWLY so that the accused criminal would suffer maximum pain and anguish, sometimes for days, before finally dying of the resulting puncture wounds and suffocation.
Legend has it that a German coin counterfeiter was sentenced to the Iron Maiden. For the last two days of his life, the forger cried in vain while the spikes went through his body.
by AYB July 2, 2003
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Someone who can't be and will not be and refuses to see and tell the truth.
Someone who can't be and will not be and refuses to see and tell the truth.
Madden Fan-Hey John I bought the new madden! It's the best one yet, its like a whole new game.
Hey madden fan did you know you have to pay for more features separate from the game/ or they took out features?
Madden Fan-It doesn't matter its still raw. I don't care for features i just want to throw a ball and call it the best.
Hey madden fan did you know you have to pay for more features separate from the game/ or they took out features?
Madden Fan-It doesn't matter its still raw. I don't care for features i just want to throw a ball and call it the best.
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A fucking great metal band. Im getting Peice of mind on vinyl soon woo, and powerslave. Mmmm vinyl. My ambition in life is to get all their albums. There best songs are probably, Children of the damned, The wicker man, Fear of the dark or the trooper.
Some lucky bastard: Did you see Iron maiden live recently?
Me: No, i wasnt allowed and i had no money dammit, and when i had money it had sold out.
Some Lucky bastard: Ahh pity there fucking great live, best metal act ever and there British, woo!
Me: No, i wasnt allowed and i had no money dammit, and when i had money it had sold out.
Some Lucky bastard: Ahh pity there fucking great live, best metal act ever and there British, woo!
by Mel the seventh daughter of the seventh daughter January 5, 2004
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by Orochi-chan December 2, 2007
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Get the madden mug.The Kings of Metal... Metallica began WAY after Maiden. The original Iron Maiden formed in 1976!!! Metallica are NOTHING compared to the might of Iron Maiden!!1
Did you see the way IRON MAIDEN never get the credit the most talented, fantastic band ever deserve???
Did you see IRON MAIDEN live??? Didn't they just kick soooo much ass???
Plenty of men would turn gay to have sex with Gods like IRON MAIDEN
Did you see IRON MAIDEN live??? Didn't they just kick soooo much ass???
Plenty of men would turn gay to have sex with Gods like IRON MAIDEN
by Dave Murray's willing vassal January 28, 2004
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