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Tear Lube

When you run out of lube and get sad so you use your tears as lube
Yesterday I ran out of lube so i got sad and got tears or as i would call it "tear lube" all over my dick, works like a charm
by Papi Rabi May 22, 2017
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Vampire Lube

When you pull out of a girl and you find blood on your dick.
OMG BECKY! You didn't tell me it was your time of the month. There's Vampire Lube on my dick!
by Serial Pisser June 4, 2023
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newb lube

Newb-lube is a cream, ointment, balm, or bodily fluid produced or used as a result of inability to deal with exercise.
"better newb lube your inner thighs before this run", "Second leg day since starting back and I was still leaking newb lube", "Bro, your face is leaking newb lube"
by tuffneck November 14, 2013
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pube lube

Small bottle of dung juice used for anal sex.
You bring the jonny i'll bring the pube lube
by Jason Winchcombe June 27, 2004
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quick lube

Oral sex performed for lubrication purposes rather than inducing climax.
By the fifth go it took a quick lube to get it back in.
by TheyWillStillKnowWhoItIs October 16, 2010
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Boob lube

The art of taking the condom off after sex and rubbing it on a girls boobs
Person 1:So how was the date?
Person 2: Good, she let me do the boob lube.
by boobs6969 June 30, 2019
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chili lube

The act of using diarrea as an anal lube after eating mexican food.
Que pasa.. Maria'a backdoor was a little tight, so i used some chili lube to slide my gordita into her fish taco..
by Bigg D January 6, 2007
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