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Fruit Launcher

It's when you nut in and out of a girls vagina to ,ake it nice and runny, and packs a small-like fruit in her asshole, such as an orange while in doggy-style, and then you finally force another one right in her vagina to make it shoot out.
Devyn: Last night, Troy gave Josh the "FRUIT LAUNCHER" and shot out the window.

Adam: Well they shouldn't have used the cantelope.
by YogurtDick35 April 13, 2009
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Soft launch

The act of farting in your hand and slowly throwing it in your significant other’s face.
I soft launch (ed) my ol lady today right in the mouth and ended up pocketing her as well.
by Soft launcher November 19, 2021
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Launchpad

A professional driver with horrible luck regarding his vehicle. The individual is routinely subject to flat tires, broken axles, engine fires, etc through no fault of his own. Himself and any passengers always walk away from the catastrophe unscathed, however.
Damn, Launchpad's a maniac!
by meansparty August 29, 2010
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Fag Launcher

When someone uses a rocketlauncher restlessly in a videogame.
Fag:Oh shit that guy keeps on using the fag launcher
by ghostly soap December 12, 2009
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Launch

To vomit. Usually in reaction to waking up next to someone far uglier than who you went to bed with.
"Dude man, she's pretty when I'm drunk, but this morning the sight of her made me launch!"
by csmithesq March 13, 2009
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Antarctican Swamp Launcher

The act of first putting on a winter jacket, assless chaps, and a bandana place firmly around the penis (on a male). First you have to meet a rabid penguin named Larry, fuck him until his asshole falls off and your nut sack turns into slippery mush, hense causing your cum to blast off on Larry's left ass cheek, hence called the swamp launcher.
Larry: What the fuck?

Me: sorry.. premature ejaculation.

Larry: Why is there cum glazed on my left ask cheek.?

Me: Well, Antarctican Swamp Launcher.. BITCH ASS NIGGO
by RimSuckMcGillicutty. January 17, 2010
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Iraqi rocket launcher

More like something ironical which means that someone has crappy weapons.
-Lol, we just owned them so bad!
-Yeah, they had Iraqi rocket launchers, that's why!
by K3vin April 23, 2005
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