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Logan

He has the biggest shlong and will rule the world with his orphan slaves. Logan will want you to do things that are no big deal like to kill other orphans that oppress him. he will conquer everyone who stands in his way.
Guy: have you heard of our ruler Logan

Guy 2: yeah i have and he has the biggest shlong
by Limp Rick November 1, 2022
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Logan

A mother F**ker you loves F**king women and especially teenage girls
by sussy baka 117177171 April 25, 2022
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Logan

An individual who does not like it when somebody sends lobster videos to the group chat.
-Did you see that funny lobster video that somebody sent?
-Ya, I bet Logan disliked it.
by Rilesman420 October 2, 2022
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A stupid ass nigga who sucks dick for money and is retarded as fuck usually wears glasses plays video games nonstop and smells like fucking ass due to there lack of showers
Mom: Logan it’s time for your show.
Logan: But I took one last year
by Hgdfgg December 23, 2021
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Loganitis

This is a disease which someone is severely attracted to large testicles.specifically black ones. They visualize big black balls jiggling up and down their mouth.As a side effect they are named Logan and are very gay.
I feel bad for Logan he has loganitis and will die soon.
by The very extremely official April 19, 2022
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Logan

He kool boi, sometimes he watches Krusty's Komedy Klassics.
Logan-Loagn
by boomba doomba November 5, 2021
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Logan

Logan is the most definitely perfect person you'll ever meet, he maybe a busy guy but that's not the problem. He'll always care for you and he'll always be by your side, other that those two; he's probably shy, quiet on the outside but deep inside, he's energetic, funny and full of personality. He's the type of guy who'd make you laugh until your stomach hurts. No matter what you do, never let him go. Even if you and him aren't doing well, please try your best to save the relationship :)

He's also the type of guy who would always make you smile whenever you get a text from him <3
Person 1: Awh look at those two! They're such a cute couple. What's the guy's name?

Person 2 : it's Logan.

Person 3 : I wish I had a "Logan", it'd be a dream come true!
by Lii ♡ October 5, 2021
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