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monitor lizard

One of those humans that sits in a room simultaneously monitoring multiple monitors arranged in a large panorama around the viewing chair, displaying a range of input sources such as the news, sports, cable tv shows, video games, porn, security cameras, etc.
For those that prefer to not disconnect from one channel to surf to the next on a single screen, but "parallel process" all of it by flitting attention back and forth between a dozen screens, information overload to the point of total saturation.
Especially popular with media/news reporting and intelligence/security ppl.
Some do it for a career, some do it for entertainment, some need to be completely distracted from reality.
We never see him outside in the day anymore, he won't answer his phone, his place reeks and is full of pizza boxes... he's turned into a monitor lizard.
by jona fin April 27, 2009
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scrambling lizard

When having sex with a woman who refuses to recieve anal sex, the man puts her up against the wall face first and proceeds to do her in the vagina from behind, but instead penetrates her anus, making her scramble up the wall like a lizard.
Woman: I refuse to do it up the pooper
Man: Ok, lets do it vertical doggystyle, face the wall
Woman: ohh ok.....aarrghhhhhh
*Next Day*
Man to friends: haha she was like a scrambling lizard
by Phylup May 1, 2006
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misting the lizard

Slang for masturbation by someone who owns a reptile such as a bearded dragon or a green iguana.

Origin: Care of some reptiles require that you mist the animal/enclosure... but people need care, too.
"Is Byron on the phone?"
"Ya, he's talking to some girl and misting the lizard."
"What?"
"Ya, Byron's been misting his lizard a lot lately."
by MyCatThinksItsADog January 11, 2011
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lizard sandals

the focal point of the greatest victory story mankind has ever heard. so sayeth the slothman
dude that story had the lizard sandals
by That Slothman August 7, 2010
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Hatch lizard

To leave the area expediently. Used primarily by chav teenagers hanging around the New Ash Green shops area during the early nineties
Oi Abbott, I've enough of your shit. Why don't you hatch lizard?
by Mikee T September 19, 2006
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Sand Lizard

An overly tan women with black hair and white highlights or white hair with black highlights. Black tank tops and a large amount of rings, including thumb and pinky, are common. Sand lizards are found in Nevada, Arizona and some parts of the central valley of California. Sand Lizards can be any age, and are sometimes pale compared to darker members, but all Sand Lizards sport heavy black eye make up.

Many can be seen on the back of motorcycles, and in desert area malls.
"Gross, look at those Sand Lizards."

Or the inverse

"Hey, want to go down to the strip and hump some Sand Lizards."
by Indestructicon April 20, 2013
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