One who suffers from "unus-mutorum-populorum" disease, or "one of the dumb people" disease. "UMP" is a disease in which one begins to contrive fantasies about how the world should be. Some, the more heavily effected, actually try to change certain things about society in favor of their mad agenda induced by this illness.
Known symptoms of "UMP" disease are: allowing illegal immigrants to pass over the borders of one's country, favoring universal healthcare, and wanting to legalize homosexuality.
Known method(s) of treatment: decapitation and/or mercy killing the subject
Known method(s) of prevention: thinking logically
Note: One is most likely to catch "UMP" if he or she is slow in the head or irrational.
Known symptoms of "UMP" disease are: allowing illegal immigrants to pass over the borders of one's country, favoring universal healthcare, and wanting to legalize homosexuality.
Known method(s) of treatment: decapitation and/or mercy killing the subject
Known method(s) of prevention: thinking logically
Note: One is most likely to catch "UMP" if he or she is slow in the head or irrational.
Person 1: Hey Larry, how's it going?
Person 2: Not too good Bill, I'm worried about the whales and getting citizenship for my friend Pablo. He arrived last week on a leaky raft.
Person 1: (looks in horror) You're...one of them, the liberals!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: You've got "UMP"!
(Person 1 takes out saw and decapitates person 2)
Person 1: For your own good Larry
Person 2's Spirit: Thank-you Bill. Now I can finally be free from the Devil.
Person 2: Not too good Bill, I'm worried about the whales and getting citizenship for my friend Pablo. He arrived last week on a leaky raft.
Person 1: (looks in horror) You're...one of them, the liberals!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: You've got "UMP"!
(Person 1 takes out saw and decapitates person 2)
Person 1: For your own good Larry
Person 2's Spirit: Thank-you Bill. Now I can finally be free from the Devil.
by Dr. Jack O'Hara July 28, 2008
Get the Liberalsmug. A liberal is a very frail, pale, Tarzan haired individual, who functions according only by his current emotional state, who’s IQ is lower than 75, which contributes to his opinion that genders are a spectrum, and him sucking his fellow boys.
He also drinks a litre of soy milk every single morning and has 3 times as much oestrogen in his body compared to his testosterone. Hates anyone who is based.
Also a faggot.
He also drinks a litre of soy milk every single morning and has 3 times as much oestrogen in his body compared to his testosterone. Hates anyone who is based.
Also a faggot.
Mike: look! Bob is making out with a guy, itching his ass and drinking soy milk all at once.
Steve: Ah, that faggot has to be a liberal
Steve: Ah, that faggot has to be a liberal
by Fuckliberals222 September 5, 2023
Get the Liberalmug. Originally meaning citizens who strive for better change/ or to make a change in government or politics. After 2016 it took a complete different meaning for a citizen to forget all meaning, and to change the American president(in support of women or minorities mostly).
A party that's suprisingly not mattered whatsoever through Donald Trump's presidential term.
A party that's suprisingly not mattered whatsoever through Donald Trump's presidential term.
Dang dude, just go to work and don't get anymore upset about the color of that hamster, you liberal.
by Sadlytrue92 February 15, 2020
Get the Liberalmug. The american version of communists, overly sensitive, hypocritical man-children that have the balls to think they can successfully run our country, while completely disreguarding all logic, research and reasoning in order to "Make the U.S.A a better place!"
"Man, the liberals took over the country, I bet you 5 dollars it takes 5 days for half the country to explode... no, wait, 3 days!"
by Le epic man who is cool I gues January 10, 2021
Get the Liberalsmug. A dumb ass bitch of a man child who can't decide what gender they are and say they "love" everyone but in reality they hate anyone who doest support their agenda
by thebigboiwholovesgoats January 10, 2021
Get the Liberalmug. by Das Piiit April 28, 2020
Get the Liberalmug. Leftist people who are well intentioned, but believe a utopia is possible with how crazy people are. Ignorant to war and would rather simp to black people and gays than prevent a missile from hitting the U.S.
Liberals in Starbucks:
"We should legalize paedophile trans Muslim teachers and give them tax breaks at the same time!"
"Don't slip on the Chinese sidewalk poop in our liberal city, Los Angeles!"
"We should increase taxes and legalize crack and heroin"
"We are technofascist and own the news, all companies, and love communism"
"Hey! Disagree with me and you're (Insert preapproved, recirculated media talking point )"
"We should legalize paedophile trans Muslim teachers and give them tax breaks at the same time!"
"Don't slip on the Chinese sidewalk poop in our liberal city, Los Angeles!"
"We should increase taxes and legalize crack and heroin"
"We are technofascist and own the news, all companies, and love communism"
"Hey! Disagree with me and you're (Insert preapproved, recirculated media talking point )"
by GOVTisCORRUPT January 12, 2021
Get the Liberalsmug.