Jacko-lard

Someone who persists at hounding your every move to gain an advantage but does nothing once he obtains it.

That jacko-lard beat me out of a promotion using my skills then quit his job.

by RMatrix September 14, 2021

Fat Lard

A big fat person who does nothing but sits around and doesn't do shit, but watches animal porn in their free time

Hey look at that Fat Lard

by SUB2PEWDIEPIEEEEEEEE April 25, 2019

Lard

Someone who is fat

Person 1: who is the YouTuber dream?

Person 2: A lard

by Window sheets December 11, 2021

fat lard

mr micheal cherrybon, of strayer middle school

“mr cherrybons looking a bit plump today”
“what a fat lard”

by yeedleskadeedle March 30, 2019

Lard

Mila Santiago

Mila is lardzilla

by Jdbxndk May 10, 2022

minge lard

An undesirable build up of grime in or around the vag. Usually down to poor hygiene or a yeast infection.

Mate 1: Becky wanted me to plate her but I couldn't ...

Mate 2: Why bruv?

Mate 1: Cos her backy pouch was smothered in Minge Lard mate...

by Cothers Munt April 8, 2021

Lard

A word that can replace anything. The most omnipotent word out there.

Hey Lard hows it going
Haha Lard
You look so Lardy today
I just larded bad
Ooff what a lard

by Lardylard December 23, 2019