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Kitchen Hippie

A person, often a single woman, but can go either way, who's kitchen is kitted out with every possible manner of ecologically PC dish soaps, organic hoo ha, and sustainably harvested yadda yadda utensils but NOTHING one could actually construct a meal from.

A tell tale giveaway is if you open the fridge and find only probiotic something or other and condiments. Period.
She's such a Kitchen Hippie!!! I spent the weekend at her apartment and while I was excited to find 8 different and unopened varieties of virgin olive oils in her kitchen, I could not actually find enough ingredients to construct an omelet.
by DewayneEstes February 26, 2011
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Kitchen Effect

When you question knowledge that you are absolutely sure of because of the high stakes involved. Comes from the question, is kitchen spelled with a t?
Though he was sure Thomas Jefferson had written the Declaration of Independance, he was going for $50,000 and other revolutionary war leaders kept popping into his head, so he took the money instead of correctly answering the question, and thereby fell victim to the Kitchen Effect.
by 99RedBalloonsNena November 5, 2009
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shit kitchen

Slang for stomach/intestines. The place where shits are created.
I had a massive lunch. I am cooking up some big turds in my shit kitchen.
by Owen Pidcock May 9, 2019
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sexy kitchen

A (sexy kitchen) is a kitchen that is so nice, new and titillating that you'd pass up sex to be able to cook in that kitchen. Even people who don't like to cook can be seduced by a sexy kitchen and decide to just cook that night rather than have sex.
A (sexy kitchen) has seductive granite counter tops, new appliances that make your toes curl, cabinet space as far as the eye can see, and enough counter space that you actually could have sex on them. But it really has nothing to do with sex. The point is the kitchen is more appealing than sex.
by Bobbler Queen February 27, 2014
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Kitchen Bitch

A male who works and sells food from the prison kitchen.
Tonight's menu is garbage. Gonna get something better to eat from the Kitchen Bitch.
by Spookadeen December 9, 2021
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Mr Kitchens

by Lil drayah vert September 10, 2020
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The Kitchen Effect

A phenomenon wherein human males will wear smaller sized clothes, with the desired effect of perceiving larger than they actually are.

The illusion is quickly deflated the moment said male is in the proximity of anyone who actually lifts.
Male 1: ‘Sam, you’re looking a bit bigger mate, you been training?’

Male 2: ‘Nah, just wearing a smaller t-shirt so I get away with not training properly.’

Male 1: “Ah, the Kitchen Effect.”
by WonderPlummetIntoSpace May 18, 2019
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