cuntstable kites

A kite shop in bedfordshire

I went to buy a spar and those cunts at cuntstable kites tried to sell me a kite i allready have.

by Fred Applegate August 2, 2006

The Butter Kite

This is an act where the male (or the dominant sexual partner) proves his dominance. To accomplish this the inferior partner must collect the semen in his hand during sex, you do this by pulling out at the last moment. You then cup your hands like an umbrella over the glans before ejaculation and collect it all. Then the dominant partner stretches his scrotum out, making it kite like in shape, and the inferior partner spreads the semen out on the scrotum.
Then the dominant party drags his scrotum over his partners face, and thus the rite is complete, and he has proven his dominace.

"Your sister didn't want to acknowledge me as the dominant one in our relationship, so I gave her The Butter Kite. Guess who's in charge now!"

by Norwegian Woodpecker March 25, 2010

Kilae

Someone that looks like a frog but is the sweetest guy on earth and the bestest friend that anyone can ever ask for.<3

Love you best friend<3

Haha yurr such a Kilae! ;

by penguin ;] February 16, 2005

Kitara

black guy from AFRICA he's a real nigga who eats chicken 6 times a day

kitara ate chicken

by red_lantern January 5, 2015

kitaporospu

a short ugly bi-sexual or lesbian girl usually fat girl who is extremely annoying. these girl's are typically bitches whom nobody wants to have anything to do with friendship or relationship wise.

"There's another kitaporospu on the tv again!"
"God turn the channel."

rosie o'donald

by Jamie James Did April 25, 2008

kitness

a fat lazy vain cow who is REAllY UGLY

but happens to be louness's BM4L!
and tbh he is rather nice!

kitness is lazy vein fat ugly boy who is a BM4L of louness

by louuuise February 2, 2009

Kited

Short Def : Excuse. Being lied to. Being strung along. Similar to how a mob / enemy gets done in video gaming especially by a ranged attacker

Long Def : When you are told one thing, plan or promise and when the time for that is due you have the process repeated, usually in an exponential and sometimes patronizing, manner. Very common with drug dealers, users ( both mentally abusive towards others, and chemical users such as addicts ). Particularly insulting when you've recently dealt with the same person and kept your word to them.

Charles : "Man, Johnny said he would pay me back a month ago but he keeps giving me excuses every time!"
Joe : "Yeah bro, you're gettin' kited on that if you ask me!"

by VAAM the Anomaly February 10, 2019