helen keller

The highest grade of marijuana. The kind that leaves you feeling as useful as Helen Keller herself.

yo man, did you pick up that helen? ya bro this shit is def helen keller.

by dvdjms November 27, 2010

Kelbone

See also Pimp. Man who knows all the ins and outs of pussy.

He just Kelboned that chick.

by Kelly "Kelbone" Rediker October 11, 2007

kelli

kelli-a girl who is easy to get along with and extremely chill, girls like kelli are usually found chillin out at home by the tv or eating tacos. kellis have the best sense of humor and can't be serious about anything. life is just fun in the eyes of a kelli, be good to one if you ever find one. they have brown hair, are quite tall, and are cute as fuck;; and life is just easier when you have a kelli to help you out.

kelli is my best friend, shes always there for me

by vs86 May 2, 2011

Kellen

The sweetest most caring person you can meet is a kellen. A kellen will make you laugh any day of the week not only is he good at flirting and getting girls he smoking hot!!! He’s a great bf and knows how to make his gfs even more happy then they could ever be:) if you ever meet a kellen make sure you give them all the love you could possible give any person ❤️

I love you kellen💕

by Lexi4445 January 14, 2018

Kellen'd

To be Kellen'd is too be jizzed on repeatedly with aged man yogurt. It reeks of old cheese and liquor.

I Kellen'd that bitch...right in her mouth.

by Squirter December 3, 2004

kelli

a person is stunningly beautiful and a person you always want to be with. a kelli has blonde hair and is kinda short. a kelli is funny and likes to eat a lot. a kelli likes to talk about sex all the time. a kelli is a all around amazing person.

Person 1: Hey. Look at that girl? Wow i wonder what her name is.
Person 2: Oh my god. I cant help myself from staring.
Person 3: Her name must be kelli.

by dougiefresh131 July 27, 2008

Helen Keller

Only once one has had sex with three individual women (each either being blind, deaf, or mute) has he completed the 'Helen Keller'

I had sex with a deaf girl years ago, then a another girl who was mute... If I sleep with a blind girl ill complete the Helen Keller.

by Coperfield December 9, 2010