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Janissary

- The Janissaries were the elite infantry of the Ottoman Empire.

- The Janissaries were chosen before they reached adulthood from among the Christian population living in Anatolia and the Balkan peninsula to become the elite fighting force of the Ottoman Empire.
The Janissary corps was created by the Sultan Murad I in 1383 and was abolished by Sultan Mahmud II in 1826 in the Auspicious Incident.
by Dancing with Fire April 22, 2013
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Negro Jones

the most eligent, swift, & physically built negro male; if the Pink Panther was a fully grown negro male
Walt: Who has the longest dick and dresses the best at an eligent setting?
Johnny Boy: well that there is the good old Negro Jones.
by ohyeahfuckme1996 September 3, 2016
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Motherfucker Jones

1) n. When things are not what they seem.
2) When things seem to point towards another dude being a genuine motherfucker but he actually isn't.

Origin: In the film Horrible Bosses with Colin Farrell and Jennifer Aniston, Motherfucker Jones is the murder consultant.
Dude 1: When I was a kid I snuck into my mother's bedroom.
Dude 2: Uh-oh!
Dude 1: She was laying there, naked.
Dude 2: Dude.
Dude 1: She'd been drinking all night.
Dude 2: We get it.
Dude 1: And I snuck up behind her.
Dude 2: Aah!
Dude 1: And I slipped my fingers...into her purse.
Dude 2: Purse. You said purse! Motherfucker Jones !
by Dean Motherfucker Jones October 5, 2011
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James Earl Jones

Famous for his deep and authoritative voice, used most famously for impressive roles as leaders like Darth Vader in the Star Wars Trilogy and Mufasa in The Lion King. Is the voice that says "This is CNN" on the network's ads.

Announced the forty-fifth greatest movie villain of all time by Maxim Magazine's "Fifty Greatest Movie Villains of all Time" list for his character of Darth Vader in Star Wars.

His "death" was announced during a live broadcast of an NBA playoff game in April of 1998; the deceased was actually James Earl Ray, convicted assassin of Martin Luther King.
James Earl Jones, I want to jump your bones with this light saber!
by Pittsford Mendon June 30, 2006
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Casey Jones

A very potent new strain of marijuana almost exclusivally sold in Indianapolis and local Indiana regions at the moment. Made from a combination of the Trainwreck and Purple Haze strains.
Yo man lets hit some of that Casey Jones! Choo Choo!
by Captain Awesome the Great June 17, 2010
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Ianto Jones

A character from the Doctor Who spin-off Torchwood. He's the "tea boy" of the Torchwood hub. He cleans up after them, gets them everywhere on time, and looks good in a suit, to quote Captain Jack Harkness.
They meant to kill him off during season one, but the audience liked him so much, they decided too keep him.
He is also head the the cult King Ianto's Coffee Club, which is trying to replace tea with coffee as the official drink of the UK. Once he comes to power he plans to off Owen, yay.
Ianto? I need to hear those beautiful Welsh vowels!

Someone: Look isn't that the guy who plays Ianto Jones!
Fangirls: *melt in a Janto puddle*
by Giancoli February 14, 2007
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Love Jones

When you ache in the stones for the love of the woman you re addicted to.
Girl you gotta give me some cuz my love Jones is comin' on strong!
by KarmaMechanic May 28, 2018
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