Janelle

A over sized cuntasaurous who probably works as a flight attendant because she was too fat to be a pilot. She is someone you would find on a airlines that rhymes with verit

Janelle is an asshole who lost her prescriptionon ozempic and over eats because she can't drink. Oh and shes fat.

by whalewatch August 7, 2025

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Joelle

GENUINLEY the most sweetest and loving girl you will ever ever ever meet. She is so down to earth and knows exactly what to say. She is the most beautiful girl I’ve ever met, inside and out. She has the most vibrant blue eyes and perfect naturally wavy/curly hair! Her facial features are so perfect! She is seriously a model. Literally sometimes I just have to stop and think “wow this girl is my best friend” She is a lil bit freaky, kind, beautiful, loving, very pretty, VERY emotional intelligent, and the bestest girl I’ve ever met. She LOVES cats, downtown, outdoors, dancing and silks, the moon, pink, and me! I love her and I quite literally don’t know what I’d do without her.

dude: “who is she?”
me: “Joelle!”

dude: “she single?”

me: “yes but she doesn’t settle for someone who looks like you..”

dude: “what does she like in a guy?”
me: “kind, very funny, gentle, emotional intelligence, handsome, hot, and everything your not”

Dude: “oh..”
me: “yahh so off yer go”

SECOND EXAMPLE:
Dude “Hey is your best friend, Joelle?”
Me: “yes why?!”

Dude: “what is she like”

Me: “perfect in every way, so fun to talk to, can have actual deep conversations with, freakish, kind, so sweet, loves and cares for the people and animals around her!”
Dude: “I want her so bad”
Me: no she’s too good for you sorry

by Laylane September 29, 2025

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