John

An insensitive person with a Godzilla sized ass and tits which can wreck a dick larger than the galaxy.

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by Kinkydong April 9, 2019

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John

Either a white guy who's a nerd, or a black guy who's a jock. Either way, he's adorable.

Man, John is so pale, but so smart.
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Holy guacamole, did you see John? He just made a 1/2 court shot! So CUTE! AND HIS DABBBBBBbBBBBbBbbB

by lickingcorn October 5, 2017

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John is a good humored and funny guy. He’s tall, tan, has brown eyes and hair. A little bit chubby yet very athletic. He is very stubborn and he sometimes gets mad for small things. Overall he’s just a cute, funny, wholesome, and has good taste in memes.

Friend: who’s that guy you were talking to👀

Me: oh it’s just John 😂💖

by Lil D? More like lil r33! June 25, 2019

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John

Is usually a very sarcastic and funny person. He loves to laugh and be loud. Even though he annoys the majority of people he is around, everyone loves to have a good laugh with or at him. He tends to like people named Teia, Teia, Teia, and Teia. He also tends to like memes and laugh uncontrollability. He is a decent person, and a good friend to have. He also usually prefers academics to sports. He is also a video game or youtube freak. He likes people to laugh at him even when he is doing the granny panty. "Housekeeping!"

What is that sound, it's almost like a girl laugh, wait never mind it's just John.

by Nicholeeee337 June 13, 2019

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