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John

John is a good humored and funny guy. He’s tall, tan, has brown eyes and hair. A little bit chubby yet very athletic. He is very stubborn and he sometimes gets mad for small things. Overall he’s just a cute, funny, wholesome, and has good taste in memes.
Friend: who’s that guy you were talking to👀

Me: oh it’s just John 😂💖
by Lil D? More like lil r33! June 25, 2019
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John

A good looking confident man who has woman always hanging on. Has an extremely strong work ethic and is very chill most of the time.

Can be very selfish and thoughtless at times but will do anything for the people he truly cares about.....which is a small group.

Is very loud and blunt and is a huge music lover. Doesn’t live in the past and rolls with the flow.
John is so amazing 😉
by Pink harley October 8, 2019
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John

An insensitive person with a Godzilla sized ass and tits which can wreck a dick larger than the galaxy.
by Kinkydong April 9, 2019
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John

John will confront anyone anywhere. He has no fear. He will point blank make you see the truth of any situation. A real gentle man. Honest, loyal, faithful, devoted and dedicated he is one in a million. A john will put his lovers feelings first, sacrificing his own to make sure she is happy. A john is a ladies man because many women will be attracted to him. He is a heartbreaker, cause he will break the hearts of other women cause they cant have him cause he will forever remain faithful to the one he has chosen to give his love to. A john wont have many friends cause he is truthful and most people dont like to hear the truth having a john in your life is a gift. if you can handle what he says to you, which is truth then keep him as a friend or lover
That woman is lucky did you see john open her door now you dont see that often these days
by Mychellee frasher January 5, 2022
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John

The hottest man alive. He is a big brain boy and love minecraft and terrraria. All the women love, including your mom, and he is amazing. He is super cool and is amazing.
by epicgamer07 December 23, 2020
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John

john is obese
by osama bin ladin 69 420 666 March 11, 2019
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John

Is someone that is scared to go on the hulk
Hi I’m john
by Beefcake45 November 23, 2021
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