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John

A 40-65 year old man who still hangs out at
Hostels. A John will often tell you boring stories, tell you to turn the music down, be a creeper, won’t introduce himself or will say way too much.
There’s so many Johns at my hostel... I thought this was a youth hostel anyway?
by Nova8 August 4, 2020
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Most John’s are sluts
Have you met John yet? He’s a right slut
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john is a very kind and caring person, and cares for cassie very much
John: Cassie i think your so beautiful

Cassie: oh thanks john you are so amazing
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The hottest man alive. He is a big brain boy and love minecraft and terrraria. All the women love, including your mom, and he is amazing. He is super cool and is amazing.
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John.

"hi John."
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A man with a horse cock that always gets the bitches but never gets anywhere with them. He also says he's done it all and has 9 lives.
Wow who is that with the giant cock

Thats gotta be a john
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Funny,Tryhard,Gets Mad Easily,Great Person,Perfect Personality,
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