Jared

The most amazing boy alive. Best smile, laugh, personality, body,...everything. The total package. Impossible not to fall in love with. After one kiss, there's quite literally no going back. Without a doubt, the best lover I have ever had. Simply put, this boy is perfect.

Jared, is the love of my life.

by Camilio December 7, 2010

Jared

1. The coolest mother fucker out there

2. A boss ass fellow nigga

3. You better befriend him now

4. Woman, he is way out of your league

Jared just fucked a supermodel

I lost my wife to Jared... oh man

Jared is sooo Henry..

by TheTruthIsTrue January 22, 2014

jaeden

the most precious thing on earth. truely a gift from God. and your life wouldn't be the same without him

B: aw, look at him, he's just soooo cute
M: awww- that little one IS adorable
B: he must be a jaeden

by Rae Jae 9 February 6, 2010

jared diamond

The eternal God of guns, germs, and steel.

I wish I was Jared Diamond
Why
Because he knows all and is the ultimate God

by Jared Diamond GGS June 12, 2016

Jared from subway

likes to give little kids a footlong in the other end of there body.....

Jared FROM SUBWAY then sticks his footlong in a kids throat and than mayo slips out.....

by THE MANDALORIAN 27 January 22, 2021

Jared

Has the biggest dick imaginable. Nobody could ever compare to the size of his dick. Jared’s are always very sexy and tall. Jared’s are also said to be the best in bed.

He’s such a Jared

by rotflmaoqwertyuiop November 7, 2018

Jaedynn

A very attractive female that everyone wishes they could be with. She tends to have a rather large booty and makes all the guys hard. She is perfect wife material. Every guy wishes they could have a Jaedynn.

We all need a Jaedynn.

Jaedynn is such a turn on.

by ucantseemejc March 26, 2017