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Jasper dandy

When your naked, with a cowboy hat on and you have a flacid penis
Dude that drunk cowboy should just get to it or stop being a Jasper dandy
by trippeng December 23, 2019
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Jasper

Jasper- horrid, terrible, insufferable, a confederate soldier who has an accent that makes him not sound white. a egotistical, self centered, crazy, manipulative, pathological liar who enjoys gas-lighting people and ruining everyone else's lives, as well as a potential homewrecker who strives to make u miserable because only he can be happy.
Jasper is terrible. I've never felt so free with him out of my life, be warned and get rid of every jasper u know, especially if they are white.
by jaemsjaems March 5, 2023
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Jasper Murphy

Sexiest man in raleigh hands down he is gorgeous and everyone lowkey hates him.
by raleighguide69 July 27, 2018
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Jasper

Teenage guy with black hair that seriously needs to be cut.
Depressed 24/7 or at least that's how he acts. Really good at coding and math, and likes to gamble for money. Needs to get a social life and only has 2-5 friends at most, since he has trust issues.
Dude, is that Jasper over there?
Yeah, he's that genius math kid who never talks in class.
by hailzworth August 7, 2022
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Treasurer of beauty

Jasper is an amazing person with a beautiful smile. He is perfect with all his imperfections and if u get the chance to be with him don’t take it for granted he will be one of the kindest and most handsome guy u will ever meet. Jaspers usually are with a Bella. They don’t usually admit to their feelings but if they do don’t waste the time you’s spend together. Jasper has a greAt sense of humour and you will usually stay up all night texting him because u can’t get enough of it. Jasper has a beautiful personality and wouldn’t intentionally hurt you and if he does he isn’t meant to be a jasper. He will usually become friends with your best friend so he can get closer to you even if he doesn’t realise it.
friend 1: oh my god jasper, Bella has a huge crush on you and everyone thinks yous should date

Jasper : hmmm really everyone, we maybe could date

Friend 2: jasper bro just admit you have feelings for her too we always catch u staring at her in class just ask her out already

Jasper: your right I do have feelings for her I’m gonna ask her out let’s go
by Love by names November 24, 2020
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jasper

hi there jasper
by sjwklq June 19, 2021
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Jasper

"There were two jasper co-eds in her dorm who were fierce rivals for the love of a coffee-colored, curvaceous doll from a country town in Oklahoma." (Pimp; The Story Of My Life - by Iceberg Slim - Ch.2 Pg.23)
by Stan Lee "Bookie" Williams September 22, 2021
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