Jail-lag

Similar to jet-lag, jail-lag is the time/routine shift which a person experiences after being in jail for more than just a few days.

After serving 18 days in jail being forced into an unusual routine, a person experiences jail-lag after returning to the "free" world.

by NoMoreFederalGovernment! September 5, 2013

Chafe Jail

Not being able to have sex or jack off as a result of excessive masturbation or sexual intercourse leading to cuts and bruising on the penis.

He can't shag her tonight he's in chafe jail

by yerda42 November 20, 2018

jail hot

An ugly person who has became hot, over a period of time of incarceration, and lack of diversity.

Laura is ugly but as days go by and the more and more I look at her I wouldn't mind titty-fucking her while blindfolded wearing a horse mask. She is becoming closer to my standards as I have to look at her every single day, she is becoming 'JAIL HOT'.

by nipplepuncher22 February 13, 2014

Jail boy

a person that belongs in jail because he likes to admire underage girls

omg he is such a jail boy

by jail boy February 1, 2023

Jail Daddy

Much like a Sugar daddy a Jail Daddy spoils an inmate male or female while they are locked up. Putting money on their phone and commisary accounts and sometimes visting them.

My Jail Daddy ordered me a subscription to Vogue and put money on my books.

by Mormonpimp July 23, 2023

Covid Jail

When you have the coronavirus and have to self-isolate

“Hey man you wanna go out?”

“Nah, I’m in Covid jail, bro”

by WonderBlox May 10, 2022

jail crazy

The term jail crazy describes that one friend you want to take to jail with you, if you go. That jail crazy friend would make jail much more tolerable because they don't take crap and have a this is how it's going to be attitude. They also seem to make most situations more fun.

If I ever go to jail, I want this friend to go with me because he/she is jail crazy.

by okcongirl September 25, 2019