jail hot

An ugly person who has became hot, over a period of time of incarceration, and lack of diversity.
Laura is ugly but as days go by and the more and more I look at her I wouldn't mind titty-fucking her while blindfolded wearing a horse mask. She is becoming closer to my standards as I have to look at her every single day, she is becoming 'JAIL HOT'.
by nipplepuncher22 February 14, 2014
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comedy jail

a jail kurtis got sent to cause he made a bad pun
i hope kurtis gets out of comedy jail soon
by gotta sweep December 28, 2020
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Jail-lag

Similar to jet-lag, jail-lag is the time/routine shift which a person experiences after being in jail for more than just a few days.
After serving 18 days in jail being forced into an unusual routine, a person experiences jail-lag after returning to the "free" world.
by NoMoreFederalGovernment! August 05, 2013
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jail mail

A person in jail that gets mail.
An inmate looks at their cell mate and asks what they have in their hands.
Cell mate replies: I just got received a letter. I just love getting jail mail.
by Eagles Are Awesome May 13, 2020
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Chafe Jail

Not being able to have sex or jack off as a result of excessive masturbation or sexual intercourse leading to cuts and bruising on the penis.
He can't shag her tonight he's in chafe jail
by yerda42 November 20, 2018
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Jail boy

a person that belongs in jail because he likes to admire underage girls
by jail boy February 01, 2023
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