Laura is ugly but as days go by and the more and more I look at her I wouldn't mind titty-fucking her while blindfolded wearing a horse mask. She is becoming closer to my standards as I have to look at her every single day, she is becoming 'JAIL HOT'.
by nipplepuncher22 February 14, 2014
" jail's hard but its nice"
by skittleandvannie July 17, 2021
by gotta sweep December 28, 2020
Similar to jet-lag, jail-lag is the time/routine shift which a person experiences after being in jail for more than just a few days.
After serving 18 days in jail being forced into an unusual routine, a person experiences jail-lag after returning to the "free" world.
by NoMoreFederalGovernment! August 05, 2013
An inmate looks at their cell mate and asks what they have in their hands.
Cell mate replies: I just got received a letter. I just love getting jail mail.
Cell mate replies: I just got received a letter. I just love getting jail mail.
by Eagles Are Awesome May 13, 2020
Not being able to have sex or jack off as a result of excessive masturbation or sexual intercourse leading to cuts and bruising on the penis.
by yerda42 November 20, 2018
by jail boy February 01, 2023