Chafe Jail

Not being able to have sex or jack off as a result of excessive masturbation or sexual intercourse leading to cuts and bruising on the penis.

He can't shag her tonight he's in chafe jail

by yerda42 November 20, 2018

jail ponies

Common name for Zebras used in Winnipeg.

'You know those horses with the stripes?'
'You mean jail ponies?'

by Thief Ledger December 7, 2018

Jail Horse

A zebra.

Bob: I can't believe this zoo doesn't have any jail horses in it, this sucks.
John: What's a jail horse?
Bob: A zebra.

by BM255 November 22, 2019

beer jail

The name given to a location you are banished to when you attend a music festival and purchase a beer from a vendor that is not officially affiliated with the music festival.

Sucks for Troy, he’s over there in beer jail

by thegetaway November 27, 2019

jail crazy

The term jail crazy describes that one friend you want to take to jail with you, if you go. That jail crazy friend would make jail much more tolerable because they don't take crap and have a this is how it's going to be attitude. They also seem to make most situations more fun.

If I ever go to jail, I want this friend to go with me because he/she is jail crazy.

by okcongirl September 25, 2019

Hippie jail

When some wook steals from family or does some other heinous act and is subsequently beaten and then duct taped to a tree with 10-30 hits of acid in their mouth

Yo, did you hear about that wook that stole the pendant from that vendor last week and got caught?

Yeah, he spent two days in hippie jail for that shit. Im pretty sure i heard him scream a few times around 5am.

by DcDavis August 25, 2019

May jailing

Getting high and being depressed, named after May jailer

Sirens in summer, may jailing

by mjxx77 January 14, 2018