Jail-lag

Similar to jet-lag, jail-lag is the time/routine shift which a person experiences after being in jail for more than just a few days.

After serving 18 days in jail being forced into an unusual routine, a person experiences jail-lag after returning to the "free" world.

by NoMoreFederalGovernment! September 5, 2013

Chafe Jail

Not being able to have sex or jack off as a result of excessive masturbation or sexual intercourse leading to cuts and bruising on the penis.

He can't shag her tonight he's in chafe jail

by yerda42 November 20, 2018

Jail boy

a person that belongs in jail because he likes to admire underage girls

omg he is such a jail boy

by jail boy February 1, 2023

jail hot

An ugly person who has became hot, over a period of time of incarceration, and lack of diversity.

Laura is ugly but as days go by and the more and more I look at her I wouldn't mind titty-fucking her while blindfolded wearing a horse mask. She is becoming closer to my standards as I have to look at her every single day, she is becoming 'JAIL HOT'.

by nipplepuncher22 February 13, 2014

Covid Jail

When you have the coronavirus and have to self-isolate

“Hey man you wanna go out?”

“Nah, I’m in Covid jail, bro”

by WonderBlox May 10, 2022

gay jail

Two words gay and jail. You go inside and be Happy AF.

Hey did you just get a new car?

Yes but I’m going to gay jail with or without my baby bro. Xo

by paranoid37 May 6, 2018

Horny Jail

The place you go as punishment for making decisions because you’re horny.

“I had sex with my ex because I was horny. I’m going to horny jail.”
“Stop sexting me, go to horny jail”

by K.armaaa_ December 7, 2022