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Roo jab

The verbal equivalent of a cluster-fuck. i.e. an awkward conversation that you unexpectedly walk into.
P1: "It would all depend on what human tasted like..."

P2: "Wow, that was a roo jab."
by Sdlewis November 3, 2008
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Rib Jab Knock

a knock used to alert a dude of the preparation or a freshly completed folding of a Rib Jabber
"knock knock"

"yo what was that?"

"Rib Jab knock dude, get the teas in"
by tommy sparks April 30, 2005
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Tongue jabbing

Tongue jabbing - when you poke your tongue in and out of an anus in a jabbing motion
Fiona had been longing for john and so when she flew down to see him she immediately pulled down his pants and jammed her tongue into his arse giving him a great tongue jabbing
by Swine Doctor May 29, 2016
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Jab

No, Adeola got her jab last week
by bussydestroyer3000 May 9, 2021
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jab

to sleep with a fool muslim foolishely,or to marry with him,when you are having good jabs at night middle,even where every time,at all!Circumcisions,yeah you remebered all of them have these days,yum!
My friend servant,had found out her and she married him,she couldn,t but at last wasjabbedby,in the delta of not having me (I wasn,t that all around her) and not being having a man and being very sexily hungered at a last, agreed to marry this serf,who that nothing more was than that!
by bad,good? November 6, 2019
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Gowgow ka jab

( pronunciation Goo goo ka jab) meaning you look lovely tonight.
Gowgow ka jab my lady!
by Couz..' April 21, 2011
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jab rash

When the man has too quickly skipped through foreplay and tries to jab his erect penis repeated into a dry, very dry vagina; the only thing usually accomplished is a angry irritated vagina. The results of repeated invasion of an improperly lubricated vagina by an impatient erect penis.
One guy says to his buddy, "Hey man, did you score with that hot chick you took home last night?"
His buddy responds, "I think so, when I tried to hit it again this morning, she said she was suffering from "jab rash'."
by herumgirl November 23, 2013
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