Irritable Politician Syndrome

This is when you just want to live your life, but your politicians keep getting upset and making your life a living hell. This condition is similar to Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Like Bowels, politicians always have shit coming out of their mouths. Substitute 'politician' for 'bowel' and you get IPS.

Worker #1:"I'm glad election year is passed. My IPS was about to drive me insane."

Worker #2:"Oh, yeah? You got Irritable Bowel Syndrome?"

Worker #1:"No. Irritable Politician Syndrome. Same symptoms, different assholes."

by IndependentForever November 3, 2009

Irisa

a beautiful girl who gets a rough time because people dont understand her.

Irisa gets a hard time for her religion because people dont understand it.

by ketseuki November 9, 2010

irritating

People who make posts on messageboards that only consist of a hyperlink and/or smiley.

Luce is irritating.

by London Grunge Scene January 6, 2004

Irkitating

Irkitating : a increased feeling of great displeasure and irritating boredness

Irkitating : To express a feeling of impatient anger and weariness

Irkitating: To combine the feeling of irritating and irksome

The Fact that they will not leave me be is rather irkitating to me.

This is irkitating me beyond belief!

The increase lack of boredom and nothing to do becomes very irkitating after a while.

by SimpleySplendiferous February 26, 2010

Pachelbel's Extreme Irritation

Another name for the Canon in D, thusly called for being outrageously played out, and because of all the people who call it their favorite classical piece because it's the only one they know. Used especially among cellists.

Not ANOTHER request for Pachelbel's Extreme Irritation! If we have to play it one more time I'm going to gauge my eye out with this bow I hold in my hand.

by Gigglygoo January 6, 2010

Irata

1. (n.) an annoying bitch who loves to fuck cats 2. (n.) somebody who hangs out with stupid emos and retards that hate each other 3. (v.)to have a very annoying girlfriend

1. "Damn dude. Stop hanging out with those people; they're turning you into an Irata."
2. "I think I'm going to pull an Irata and date this annoying bitch."
3. "Holy crap! Here comes an Irata! Hide the cats!!"

by The Amazing Dr. Androgynous May 5, 2008

Anal Irritation

The term used to describe the itching of the anus at night, due to threadworms. Whilst sleeping your body automatically scratches the irritation but it only gets eggs under your nails to produce more thread worms and gives you a nasty smelling hand.

"Dude, I have a proper bad case of anal irritation. I need to get checked out."

by PseudoPseudonym April 23, 2009