internet 

It's a series of tubes.

An Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday, I got it yesterday.

internet by Shaggyy April 3, 2007

Internet 

The mainstream substitution for cocaine. Not necessarily safer, but the addictive component is 99.9% more potent, the high is 100x more fun, and the length is all the money you have.

Guy: Hah! The Internet is for nerds!

*After getting his new computer with Internet*

Guy: Holy shit, I can't stay away from the Internet!

Internet by BusinessMan February 25, 2005

Internet 

The interface of each brain with the brains of all.

Internet by Mike Epstein November 6, 2003

Internet 

A term used to describe somebody who takes the internet too seriously. These kinds of people literally live in the internet, spending most of their time in front of their computers. Their lives outside the computer consists of just eating and sleeping.

That girl on MySpace is so internet.

Internet by Neykho September 1, 2008

Internet 

A place where absolutely nothing happens.

Man, back in the olden days, I could get upwards of three chickens, a sack of barley, and a half-dead goat all for doing one of my technology intromercials.

(Strong Bad lives on the internet.)

Internet by JoshandClint December 9, 2008

Internet 

The reason I have no social life and rubbish grades.

Teacher: Ok Class, You will all have to study hard for this test
Me: I wonder who will be online when I get home. i wonder if the internet is running slow... I hope not.

Internet by TheWantedFan146 August 30, 2011

Internet 

The reason why you failed your history test. Now get off and go study!!!

We all use the internet at some point in our lives.

Internet by Starquti July 12, 2017