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The Internet

Where the good go to die.
Jim: I went and posted some of my music on the internet the other day, and when i went to check on the comments, i found many calling me a homosexual. Time for me to an hero.
by bAiDeN March 19, 2009
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Internet

A collection of terabytes of data ranging from MIME to .exe's
by Jie Chou September 22, 2003
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Internet

A reward for being awesome or for a display of total pwnage.
UGer 1: You, sir, win. +1 internets to you.

UGer 2: I'm going to sig that. :haha
by Common UGer February 24, 2009
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The Internet

1) Full of people who think their opinions mean something

2) The worst thing to happen to the English language since SMS
1) Argh, the internet is good most of the time, but if I have to see a link to ONE MORE BLOG...

2) l33tn00b: OMGGZZ, I LIEK NTSP33K!!
highway to mel: Learn to spell, you backwards dumbarse fuckwit.
by highway to mel April 17, 2006
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the internet

guy 1: when did the internet become a shithole.
guy 2: o u mean teh interwebs. lol
by billymuthafuckinmays February 1, 2009
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Internet

The Internet is the nearest any human will get to a god.

The internet is more powerful than any human in existence

The internet is more knowledgeable than any human in existence

It is a collection of minds across the world that forms a collective consciousness which is much like the trinity
(or the old creatures off the demonata)

It also gains more power with every millisecond and not so far from now will implode on its self leaving us helpless and back in the dark ages because at the time when it implodes it we would have become so dependant upon it that we wouldnt know how to live without it
by NobodyLikesPaul May 2, 2010
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internets

Somthing that the average joe will never know of. Used only by the secret service and its commanders, the Internets is a top secret way of transfering information around the globe at the speed of light. George W. Bush thought of the idea after consuming a high amount of Coke and Pepsi together, while watching porn on the "Internet"
Bush: Hmmmmmmm, The Internet is too untrustworthy. I must create somthing more powerful............. The Internets!
by Sam Burns July 8, 2006
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