Insimption is when a man that believes a woman who tells him everything he needs to hear for him to be excessively generous up front or in the beginning as he believed her saying there’s some future together, only for her to end it immediately following or the next day way to. The man is left feeling completely taken advantage of and has now become an involuntary simp, or Insimp.
Insimption, Insimp, Insimpstress
-invented by Danimal Brecher on 8/30/25 after the moment of Insimption when he realized he just became an Insimp.
Insimption, Insimp, Insimpstress
-invented by Danimal Brecher on 8/30/25 after the moment of Insimption when he realized he just became an Insimp.
Insimption, Insimp, Insimpstress
Example: Daniel took his new lady friend shopping on their first (and last) date as she was discussing all sorts of future plans together. He spends an excessive amount on her because he believes her lies. The next day she says the “It’s not you, it’s me” excuse and blocks him on all social media and will not reply while he asks why she suddenly feels opposite of the day before. Daniel was made to feel like an Insimp and their date was the moment of Insimption. Far more rarely, Daniel has succeeded in making a woman feel like an Insimpstress.
Example: Daniel took his new lady friend shopping on their first (and last) date as she was discussing all sorts of future plans together. He spends an excessive amount on her because he believes her lies. The next day she says the “It’s not you, it’s me” excuse and blocks him on all social media and will not reply while he asks why she suddenly feels opposite of the day before. Daniel was made to feel like an Insimp and their date was the moment of Insimption. Far more rarely, Daniel has succeeded in making a woman feel like an Insimpstress.
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