Fresh Out The Womb

Prudeish
A Virgin
Someone With 'Virgin Ears'
Guy 1: Look At That Fine Girl
Guy 2: I Know Dude I'd Like To Tap That Thing All Night
Guy 3: Guys Can Yall Not Talk Like That When Come Around.
Guy 1: Oh Sorry
Guy 2: Yeah My Bad I Didn't See You There Mr.Fresh Out The Womb
by FlubaShawty1 March 28, 2008
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Womb Sniffer Type 2

New Woman who was a Man who can now speak to women's reproductive rights openly without retribution
Tara identifies as a Womb Sniffer Type 2 and now feels empowered to speak on women's reproductive rights after declaring her new womanhood
by English Minor 06492 June 29, 2022
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a purple-headed womb ferret

a still-born
doctor - 'uh-oh, looks like we've got another purple-headed womb ferret here'

woman in delivery - 'wtf!? honey, what's he talking about?'
by seamus October 15, 2003
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purple-headed-womb-ferret

A Human or ape like creatures:

penis, shlong, bazooka, trouser-snake, walls pork sausage, hammer, babys arm . . . . .
1) 'Woah, have you seen the size of his purple-headed-womb-ferret?'
2) 'See you guys later, i'm off to stab the wife with the purple-headed-womb-ferret'
by wiggagigga July 18, 2011
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Rub salt in the womb

when an old guy jizzes his viscous, kidney-stone-infused jizz inside a woman's womb; impregnation is optional
"dude did you hear al pacino's having another baby at age 83?"

"bro, way to rub salt in the womb"
by spleenmasta January 13, 2024
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womb canoe

I pleasured her for seconds with my womb canoe.
by Fwerp December 11, 2020
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