A person, often a single woman, but can go either way, who's kitchen is kitted out with every possible manner of ecologically PC dish soaps, organic hoo ha, and sustainably harvested yadda yadda utensils but NOTHING one could actually construct a meal from.
A tell tale giveaway is if you open the fridge and find only probiotic something or other and condiments. Period.
A tell tale giveaway is if you open the fridge and find only probiotic something or other and condiments. Period.
She's such a Kitchen Hippie!!! I spent the weekend at her apartment and while I was excited to find 8 different and unopened varieties of virgin olive oils in her kitchen, I could not actually find enough ingredients to construct an omelet.
by DewayneEstes February 26, 2011
Get the Kitchen Hippiemug. For example, "I went home with that guy last night and let him spice things up in the Night Kitchen."
by lilcatfish May 20, 2014
Get the night kitchenmug. by JezykaFreak September 10, 2010
Get the Kitchen Peoplemug. A (sexy kitchen) is a kitchen that is so nice, new and titillating that you'd pass up sex to be able to cook in that kitchen. Even people who don't like to cook can be seduced by a sexy kitchen and decide to just cook that night rather than have sex.
A (sexy kitchen) has seductive granite counter tops, new appliances that make your toes curl, cabinet space as far as the eye can see, and enough counter space that you actually could have sex on them. But it really has nothing to do with sex. The point is the kitchen is more appealing than sex.
by Bobbler Queen February 27, 2014
Get the sexy kitchenmug. Someone who is amazing at chopping foods but can be very bossy! One can always defer to a kitchenhiemer
by Kitty goes meow May 15, 2016
Get the kitchen-hitlermug. A euphemism for a sexually transmitted infection. Less frequently used to refer to restaurant health code violations.
"I spent all of my hooker budget last night and now I've got cooties in my kitchen."
"She's pretty attractive, but she's definitely got cooties in the kitchen."
"She's pretty attractive, but she's definitely got cooties in the kitchen."
by ');DROP TABLE definitions;-- March 2, 2017
Get the Cooties in the Kitchenmug. Replacemant term for Bitchen. A term for the room in an urban apartment in which the bathroom is located in the kitchen.
by Cliff Kleffer April 12, 2010
Get the Piss-In Kitchenmug.