Jaden's Theory

Since the earth is flat because a God sat on us, I can explain how the dinosaurs died. God flipped the earth over and the dinosaurs fell to the earths core and the dinosaurs melted. God then picked up the bones and burried it deep into the flat earth.
Jaden's Theory is better than 2 big asteroids colliding.
by 69Niggerfaggot69 November 08, 2020
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Rebound Theory

When you pull your boxer strap down bellow your balls to take a piss in a urinal and the strap comes back and slaps your balls resulting in extreme pain
The rebound theory really hit JJ hard, he couldn't walk for a week.
by Slick philosopher November 28, 2015
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Woods Theory

The scientific theory that at some point in every single girls life they will have had a cock in their mouth. Developed by one of the great philosophers of our time: G Woods.
*Watching cheerleaders at a football game*

John: "Hey Chris, you see all of those cheerleaders? Every single one of them has fallen victim to the Woods Theory."

Chris: "Man I love science."
by G Woods November 07, 2019
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Shopping Theory

Shopping Theory is the concept that applies to both life in general and shopping itself. If you’re certain of something, you just know. If you see something you absolutely love, you won’t even look at the price tag because you know you want it. If you question it at all, even if it’s on clearance, put it back - you don’t need it. Same goes for everyday life decisions; if you question it you can do without. When you know, you know.
I found a dress that was on clearance but after trying it on and shifting around I couldnt make up my mind if I needed it; because I questioned I applied Shopping Theory and put it back despite the sale price.
by candiedbones April 03, 2019
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The Foley Theory

Idea 1. The idea of eating something with no carbs now leaves you obligated to eat enormous amounts of double stuffed oreos.

Idea 2. The idea that fasting for a day leaves you obligated to eat at least three pizzas as soon as the time period is over. This idea also includes condones heavy drinking but ONLY after you done fasting for a few hours!
Example: I have eatin a lean cuisine, now I am obligated to eat a Sam's club crate of Chocolate Fudge poptarts. The Foley Theory!
by Foleyism July 01, 2011
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Exit Theory

An excerpt from the Pavement song "All My Friends".
Bob: "Exit Theory gives me the chills every time I hear it, but it's even more powerful in All My Friends."

Stephen: "Shut it, Nastanovich."
by entrancetheory April 06, 2013
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hypothe-theory

coined by NerdFighters-leader Hank Green, it's a hypothesis whose imagined experiment is taken as valid 'proof' of the theory (in one's mind)
The recent laws holding homo-marriage "invalid" are made based on the 'hypothe-theory' that two men or two women will not--of themselves--carry-on the continuance of the species.
by Uncle J MythMan December 10, 2012
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