Ibee

Someone who shows traits and characteristics of being an idiot and a bitch all wrapped in one tiny 4'9" package.

Person 1: "Hey Chino, where's the Ibee at?"

Person 2:Yelling "Joooosiiiiie!!!"
Person 3: What babe, I'm trying to make dinner"
Person 2: "There she is in the bathroom."

by Chinooks64 September 22, 2023

Ib

Pronounced "ibb" an Ib is an "Ignorant Belligerent". A young person 14-22 who causes trouble and is an overall nuisance.
Too old to be a jit

Look at those ib's

Yo ib help me out

Oh look, it's those Ib's back to cause trouble again.

Yo ib that car ain't gon' last much longer witchu abusin it like that

by tr4shk4nl1ck3r4, 000 June 10, 2024

Ibs

I’m being serious

My girl needs to come back bro.. IBS

by BoonThaGoon September 19, 2023

IB

Welcome to the International Baccalaureate Organization. Here, you will experience a vivid simulation of abyss and hell. You will build your skill as an IB Learner, and recognize the importance of handling personal breakdowns. In IB, you will encounter many opportunities that are recommended by past victims to escape from; despite the obvious answer being IBO itself, students are encouraged to disregard their responsibility in the Extended Essay, CAS Experiences, and Theory of Knowledge. In a extent, students are emboldened to run away from the mental illnesses that come forth with the Diploma Programme.

I hope you rot in IB

He sold his soul to IB

"The beast that thou sawest was, and is not, and is about to come up out of the IBO and to go into perdition."

"And if you gaze for long into an IB, the IB gazes also into you."

by 吾自深渊来 September 23, 2020

IB accent

An IB accent is usually seen amongst IB graduates. It is an international accent that is somewhat similar to mid-Atlantic/transatlantic accent. However, the difference is that you also hear pain and agony in their accent and voices as a result of IB. If you hear a mid/transatlantic accent and sounds dead inside, yep, you’ve spotted the IB accent.

I sound international and dead inside, I have an IB accent.

by Kelsz August 23, 2023

IBS

Itchy Butt Syndrome

Fred: Why you keep go to the bathroom
Mike: I have IBS
Fred: Irritable Bowel Syndrome?
Mike: No Itchy Butty Syndrome. I gotta scratch my ass

by semper afk January 18, 2019

IB

The Ib (International Baccalaureate) Is a well-known prestigious institute, that encourages stress, procrastination and 0.5 hours of sleep maximum. The special creatures that dare start this program, rarely see sunlight and have harnessed special skills of Bs'ing their way through everything. The only time these creatures can be seen outside is when they are gathering data for their IA's. The students that once thought they were smart, or overworked from grade 6 all the way to grade 10 now regret everything they have ever said. This prestigious Course is highly acknowledged and the ones who do find a way to graduate after swimming through a mountain of IA's and a 4000-word essay for their EE, end up not much better off than any normal student. Except they now have anxiety and high levels of stress following them around 24/7.

These students can be recognised by the following things -

- Awful social skills
- Ability to write an essay within 20 minutes
- Writing reflections for every single action they may have done
- Counting the hours of a certain activity they have done.

_____
Doctor - Tell me, why do you feel you are so stressed?

Patient - I am an IB student.

Doctor - Say no more. When is your EE due?

Patient - 3 weeks ago.
_____

She/he/they studied all night because she/he/they is/are in the IB program.

by Sea_You_Later November 3, 2022